Does "Little Porkchop" like the meat...?
Does "Little Porkchop" like the meat...?
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Does "Little Porkchop" like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 12:38pm
From La Daily Musto:
Last Saturday night, American Idol personality David Archuleta was spotted at the gay Club 57, but once he realized what kind of place he was at, he quickly tweeted to the world that he's not gay, but he does know gay people and they're actualy OK as humans!
Thanks, queenie...I mean David.
That ought to stop your father from berating you for five minutes.
The story was on Huffington Post the other day, but there's more to it.
I hear David--who was there to see his friend Charice perform--couldn't get in at first because he's only 19, but a promoter snuck him in, suggesting he maybe sit in the office.
David made his way to the VIP area, where he stood behind a curtain most of the time, looking even more mortified than when he lost on Idol.
Relax, kid. This will be great fodder for your Advocate cover in three years.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#2Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 12:56pmPoor Little Porkchop! It's hard enough sneaking into your first gay bar without it being trumpeted by the media....
#2Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 12:58pmPlease tell me there's not a Cartwheel equivalent to the pork chopini fan club.
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#3Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 12:59pm
Did he ever have a hit?
As in, "song"?
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#4Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 1:00pm
I've seen his music videos while on the elliptical at Crunch. They've never inspired me to plug in the headphones to actually hear them, though.
Of course, Rodney Dangerfield had a music video too, so that doesn't answer your question!
Updated On: 4/21/10 at 01:00 PM
morosco
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/04
#5Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 1:05pmI've got him on my "to do" list.
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#6Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 1:58pmAre you kidding? A hit? "Crush" was a #2 single and his debut album sold a million copies! AND he won FIVE Teen Choice Awards! PLUS he is just super dreamy!
MrMidwest
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/8/05
#7Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/21/10 at 2:16pmJoe, I think he needs you to take him under your, *ahem*, wing.
"The gods who nurse this universe think little of mortals' cares. They sit in crowds on exclusive clouds and laugh at our love affairs. I might have had a real romance if they'd given me a chance. I loved him, but he didn't love me. I wanted him, but he didn't want me. Then the gods had a spree and indulged in another whim. Now he loves me, but I don't love him." - Cole Porter
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#8Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/22/10 at 4:58pmAnd by "wing" we mean "scrotum".
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#9Does 'Little Porkchop' like the meat...?
Posted: 4/22/10 at 5:55pm
I didn't think the song he did on AI was that bad.
He's so gay.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES
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