And Sally, hon, unless you want to grow up to be Auntie Corine -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- you should probably not spend any more time assuring young gay boys that they aren't gay because "they aren't ready to face that yet," and allow your romantic fantasies to run wild until the day they finally DO come out to you and with tears welling up in your eyes you say, "Of course, I knew the whole time! I'm so glad you found a boyfriend, we can all go dancing!" right before you head home and consume two gallons of ice cream and take to your bed for three days.
Trust me on that one.
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