Dollypop is so old that......... — Page 3

#51

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 11:01pm

that we may run out of old jokes

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#52

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 2:44pm

My dear child, you must remember that these jokes were brand new when Albin and I made them up.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#53

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 4:38pm

-he's so old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him.
- he has a personally autographed copy of the bible.

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Was that a fat joke?

Updated On: 5/15/05 at 04:38 PM

#54

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:22pm

...he used to baby-sit Carol Channing!

#55

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:28pm

-he was there when Michael jackson was black.........

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Was that a fat joke?

#56

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:29pm

...he played his original cast recordings on the victrola!

#57

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:34pm

Dollypop and I are only 10 yrs apart. OMG....That makes me 98!

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#58

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:35pm

that was a good one

- that his birth certificate says EXPIRED on it

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Was that a fat joke?

#59

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:37pm

---He refers to Methusala as "that young whippersnapper".

#60

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:42pm

he remembers the days when singers weren't miked.

#61

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:53pm

if anyone doubts that Dollypop is much, much, much, much older than I, I'll post pics of both of us and you can judge for yourself!

#62

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:56pm

That there are cave paintings in Lascaux, France with his image.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#63

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:57pm

he remembers his first feelings of attraction to the same sex when he attended the Olympics...since they still competed in the nude back then!

#64

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:58pm

he had a love affair with barney and fred.

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"Why do we play with fire?-Why do we run our fingers through the flame?"

#65

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:04pm

Albin's real name is actually "Bam Bam"

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#66

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:05pm

When he needed therapy he went to Sigmund Freud. He was an intern in medical school then.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#67

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:15pm

And Mr Roxy was his secretary.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#68

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:17pm

That the first presidential election he voted in was for Johnson..........Andrew Johnson.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#69

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:20pm

Yenta kindly remember that you are only 10 years younger than I.

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#70

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 7:09pm

He coined the term, " The Gay Nineties". Mind you, that was the 1890's.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#71

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 7:13pm

Do you think it was easy helping Michelangelo set up that damned scaffold in the Sistine Chapel every morning?

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#72

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:29pm

I remember when Dollypop first started teaching in our school in the last century. He looked so literary in his pullover sweaters and glasses. He would always carry a lunch of lasagna, salad, bracciole, baked fish , cannoli and a bottle of Chianti in his Carol Channing lunch box.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#73

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:37pm

Yenta, are you planning to attend the BWW picnic next month? It's outdoors, so there'll be plenty of room for you!

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)

#74

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:39pm

LMAO

I just choked on my apple juice.

#75

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:44pm

Oh Josh, Don't let Yenta know that you're drinking or eating anything. She'll suddenly appear on your doorstep with a huge shopping bag!

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"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)