Dollypop is so old that.........- Page 3

[BluCat500]

Posted: 5/14/05 at 11:01pm

that we may run out of old jokes

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 2:44pm

My dear child, you must remember that these jokes were brand new when Albin and I made them up.

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 4:38pm

-he's so old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him.
- he has a personally autographed copy of the bible.

Updated On: 5/15/05 at 04:38 PM

[Albin]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:22pm

...he used to baby-sit Carol Channing!

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:28pm

-he was there when Michael jackson was black.........

[Albin]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:29pm

...he played his original cast recordings on the victrola!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:34pm

Dollypop and I are only 10 yrs apart. OMG....That makes me 98!

[CatieElphie1]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:35pm

that was a good one

- that his birth certificate says EXPIRED on it

[melissa errico fan]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:37pm

---He refers to Methusala as "that young whippersnapper".

[Albin]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:42pm

he remembers the days when singers weren't miked.

[Albin]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:53pm

if anyone doubts that Dollypop is much, much, much, much older than I, I'll post pics of both of us and you can judge for yourself!

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:56pm

That there are cave paintings in Lascaux, France with his image.

[Albin]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:57pm

he remembers his first feelings of attraction to the same sex when he attended the Olympics...since they still competed in the nude back then!

[renthead2005z]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 5:58pm

he had a love affair with barney and fred.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:04pm

Albin's real name is actually "Bam Bam"

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:05pm

When he needed therapy he went to Sigmund Freud. He was an intern in medical school then.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:15pm

And Mr Roxy was his secretary.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:17pm

That the first presidential election he voted in was for Johnson..........Andrew Johnson.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 6:20pm

Yenta kindly remember that you are only 10 years younger than I.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 7:09pm

He coined the term, " The Gay Nineties". Mind you, that was the 1890's.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 7:13pm

Do you think it was easy helping Michelangelo set up that damned scaffold in the Sistine Chapel every morning?

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:29pm

I remember when Dollypop first started teaching in our school in the last century. He looked so literary in his pullover sweaters and glasses. He would always carry a lunch of lasagna, salad, bracciole, baked fish , cannoli and a bottle of Chianti in his Carol Channing lunch box.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:37pm

Yenta, are you planning to attend the BWW picnic next month? It's outdoors, so there'll be plenty of room for you!

[Joshua488]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:39pm

LMAO

I just choked on my apple juice.

[Dollypop]

Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:44pm

Oh Josh, Don't let Yenta know that you're drinking or eating anything. She'll suddenly appear on your doorstep with a huge shopping bag!