Dollypop is so old that......... — Page 4
#77
Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:56pm
Liam.go to bed. you have to go to school tomorrow wearing only shoes and socks.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
Updated On: 5/15/05 at 09:56 PM
#78
Posted: 5/15/05 at 9:56pm
Little Liam,
I hope you are coming to the BWW picnic next month. I'm bringing a fly swatter and plan to use it on you.
Damned kid!
I hope you are coming to the BWW picnic next month. I'm bringing a fly swatter and plan to use it on you.
Damned kid!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
Updated On: 5/17/05 at 09:56 PM
#79
Posted: 5/15/05 at 10:40pm
Dollypop is so old that...
...even his sock puppets have sock puppets.
...even his sock puppets have sock puppets.
#80
Posted: 5/15/05 at 11:39pm
...he farts dust.
'The Devil be hitting me!'--Whitney Houston
#81
Posted: 5/16/05 at 12:26am
...his blood-type was discontinued.
#82
Posted: 5/16/05 at 3:24am
"...he farts dust."
Now that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's funny cause it's true!
Now that is the funniest thing I've read in a long time. It's funny cause it's true!
#83
Posted: 5/16/05 at 3:50pm
What do you expect from an old fart?
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#84
Posted: 5/17/05 at 5:55pm
Dearest Yenta,
I may be an "old fart", but you're an "old tart" and I can't believe you left your customary doorway in Eighth Avenue!
I may be an "old fart", but you're an "old tart" and I can't believe you left your customary doorway in Eighth Avenue!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#85
Posted: 5/17/05 at 6:38pm
DollyPop..........Let's just say I am an old tart with a heart. I left my space on 8th Ave and moved up to Connecticut. New England is so much mor classier.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#86
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:40pm
Isn't that like people going to Miami to die?
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#87
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:48pm
But in Miami they have early bird dinner specials.
#88
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:53pm
...and on Eighth Avenue the saying goes: "It's the early tart who gets the john"
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#89
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:56pm
Who is "the john"?
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#90
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:58pm
any one of Yenta's customers!
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#91
Posted: 5/17/05 at 8:58pm
Corine2 is one of her customers.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#92
Posted: 5/17/05 at 9:10pm
Well we all recall the time that Corine proclaimed she was a lesbian. (Not that there's anything wrong with that!)
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#93
Posted: 5/17/05 at 9:19pm
Yeah. She went on and on and then put herself back in the closet and read me the riot act when I asked her how it was working out with that girl she was dating.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#94
Posted: 5/17/05 at 9:21pm
But I like Corine2. Wether she is a lesbian or just confused. I like that hussy.
HUSSY POWER!
------ HUSSY POWER!
#95
Posted: 5/17/05 at 9:29pm
Has anyone noticed that there is no baby picture here of DollyPop? That's because cameras hadn't been invented yet. There is no way to scan a stone carving.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#96
Posted: 5/17/05 at 9:48pm
It's a good thing there are no pics of Dollypop here. Most people get the urge to gouge out their eyes with burning sticks when they see one.
#97
Posted: 5/17/05 at 9:57pm
The fact of the matter is that there are no baby pictures of me. The apartment house my family lived in during my early years burned down in 1954. All our old photographs went up in flames.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#98
Posted: 5/17/05 at 10:03pm
I am sorry about the fire DollyPop. Where was the apartment? My first apartment was on Maple Avenue in Patchogue. My parents moved there in 1955.
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#99
Posted: 5/18/05 at 9:33pm
The apartment was in Brooklyn. It burned when the lumber yeard nextdoor caught fire.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
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