Dollypop is so old that.........

#1

Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:02pm

The local bakery puts Viagra in his prune danish.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#2

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:02pm

--his social security number is one

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Was that a fat joke?

#3

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:05pm

---he could be my grandfather

#4

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:07pm

he uses Metamucil as a condiment.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#5

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:09pm

Shirley Maclaine knows him from her previous life.

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Updated On: 5/14/05 at 09:09 PM

#6

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:09pm

that he cant hear us makeing fun of him becouse is hearing ade isnt on

#7

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:09pm

In no way am I coming to Dollypop's defense ( I have his posts blocked) but no one is older than me

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#8

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:15pm

--when he walks down the street, people move aside, for they can feel the icy cold hand of death brush them.

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Was that a fat joke?

#9

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:17pm

Dame....which One?

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#10

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:17pm

---He babysat for Kitty Carlisle Hart.

#11

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:18pm

When she was SPARTACUS.

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#12

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:20pm

-Brooklyn seems like a good show......(

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#13

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:21pm

moses sat behind him in math class.

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"I think it was the Korean tour or something. They were all frickin' asian!" -Zoran912

#14

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:22pm

that he was in Ford's Theater the day Lincoln was shot.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#15

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:23pm

his 6th sun invented the weal

#16

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:23pm

No. Moses was his teacher at math class.

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#17

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:25pm

that he told his math teacher moses that his pet dinosor ate his homework

#18

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:27pm

-He still marvels at the "indoor sun" and the "horseless carriage".

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Was that a fat joke?

#19

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:27pm

that when G-d gave Moses the `10 Commandments, he corrected the spelling and grammar.

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"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

Updated On: 5/14/05 at 09:27 PM

#20

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:27pm

HUH?

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#21

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:27pm

This thread is so wrong on so many levels...

#22

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:28pm

---He edited the Dead Sea Scrolls

#23

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:29pm

He met Cher before Sonny did.

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#24

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:30pm

Oh sh!t this thread has me cracking the fvck up. You people are so wrong. You all need to stop! LMFRPAO!!

#25

re: Dollypop is so old that.........

Posted: 5/14/05 at 9:32pm

-he knew Jesus before he was "hot"

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Was that a fat joke?