This thread title cracks me up a bit.
I can almost picture a nervous stage manager making the announcement after a poor actress's health had been called in to question.
He gathers the cast and crew together backstage, clears his throat ... and then ...
"Dolores Claiborne will sing."
I suppose it reminds me of "Victoria Page will not dance the dance of the Red Shoes tonight ... or any other night ..."
"Jaws is the Citizen Kane of movies."
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