Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#1Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 11:57am
All you slutty, open relationship people!
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#2Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:02pmI can see people having a pocket full, not for themselves, but for the strange they are picking up. "Sure, I'll do that! Just pee on this first."
Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#2Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:56pmJG2, that's what I was thinking. If I was afraid that I myself had contracted something, I think I'd go to an actual doctor. But it could come in handy for checking someone else out before you sleep with him/her.
KFTC!!!!!
#3Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:27pm
I decided to poop on my Droid instead.
Ok, that was a little gross even for me. 
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#4Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:30pmDroid is what you call your maid, right?
#5Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:34pmLOL!!!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
#7Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:38pmIs there a comb app to check for crabs?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#8Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:44pm
"DROID! Bring me my slippers and a xanax, you lazy bitch! Chop chop!"
That's just how it rolls at my house.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
#9Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:54pm"Droid, I said i wanted this vodka On The Rocks! Now get over here! I'm gonna shlt on you!"
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#10Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:56pmIs your droid named Rosie? Like on the Jetson's?
KFTC!!!!!
#11Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:57pm
ROFL!
Its not easy being Droid.
She's just Droid, stockard. At least that's what we call her.
"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"
Updated On: 11/10/10 at 02:57 PM
TheatreFan4
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/12/09
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Broadway Legend Joined: 8/13/09
#13Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 3:26pm
This is one of the few times where I truly was laughing out loud while reading a thread, and not just smiling to myself. Thanks!
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#14Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 7:19pmSorry tf4! Danmag, if you gave her an actual name, she might be more receptive to getting your cocktails when you ask for them.
KFTC!!!!!
#15Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/10/10 at 7:24pm
My mother told me not to use the helps names because it humanizes them so they just had numbers. I miss Seven. 
StockardFan
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/19/08
#17Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/11/10 at 12:41amWas she fired after 7,8,9?
Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!
#18Don't forget to pee on your iPhone
Posted: 11/11/10 at 12:43amNo, she was fired when I said she was stealing the silver.
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