Don't forget to pee on your iPhone

[Borstalboy]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#1

Posted: 11/10/10 at 11:57am

All you slutty, open relationship people!

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[JerseyGirl2]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#2

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:02pm

I can see people having a pocket full, not for themselves, but for the strange they are picking up. "Sure, I'll do that! Just pee on this first."

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

[StockardFan]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#2

Posted: 11/10/10 at 12:56pm

JG2, that's what I was thinking. If I was afraid that I myself had contracted something, I think I'd go to an actual doctor. But it could come in handy for checking someone else out before you sleep with him/her.

KFTC!!!!!

[danmag]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#3

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:27pm

I decided to poop on my Droid instead.

Ok, that was a little gross even for me.

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[Jordan Catalano]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#4

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:30pm

Droid is what you call your maid, right?

[doodlenyc]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#5

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:34pm

LOL!!!

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[TheatreFan4]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#6

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:37pm

If ya nasty. :)

[doodlenyc]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#7

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:38pm

Is there a comb app to check for crabs?

"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

[danmag]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#8

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:44pm

"DROID! Bring me my slippers and a xanax, you lazy bitch! Chop chop!"

That's just how it rolls at my house.

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

[Jordan Catalano]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#9

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:54pm

"Droid, I said i wanted this vodka On The Rocks! Now get over here! I'm gonna shlt on you!"

[StockardFan]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#10

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:56pm

Is your droid named Rosie? Like on the Jetson's?

KFTC!!!!!

[danmag]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#11

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:57pm

ROFL!

Its not easy being Droid.

She's just Droid, stockard. At least that's what we call her.

"This show had the WORST magnets on Broadway!"

Updated On: 11/10/10 at 02:57 PM

[TheatreFan4]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#12

Posted: 11/10/10 at 2:58pm

Stock stole my joke.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#13

Posted: 11/10/10 at 3:26pm

This is one of the few times where I truly was laughing out loud while reading a thread, and not just smiling to myself. Thanks!

[StockardFan]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#14

Posted: 11/10/10 at 7:19pm

Sorry tf4! Danmag, if you gave her an actual name, she might be more receptive to getting your cocktails when you ask for them.

KFTC!!!!!

[Jordan Catalano]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#15

Posted: 11/10/10 at 7:24pm

My mother told me not to use the helps names because it humanizes them so they just had numbers. I miss Seven.

[StockardFan]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#16

Posted: 11/10/10 at 9:18pm

*snort*

KFTC!!!!!

[SNAFU]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#17

Posted: 11/11/10 at 12:41am

Was she fired after 7,8,9?

Those Blocked: SueStorm. N2N Nate. Good riddence to stupid! Rad-Z, shill begone!

[Jordan Catalano]

Don't forget to pee on your iPhone#18

Posted: 11/11/10 at 12:43am

No, she was fired when I said she was stealing the silver.