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Don't rain on my parade

Don't rain on my parade

BSoBW2
#0Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 6:16pm

This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life miserable.

A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: " Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and dirty. You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome ?"

"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber River called Teste."

"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump, the worst hotel in the city! The rooms are small, the service is surly, and they're overpriced. So, whatcha' doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo. The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome .

"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time in one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million remodeling job and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the Vatican , a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."

"Oh really! What'd he say?"

He said: "Where'd you get the sh*tty hairdo?"

Updated On: 12/15/05 at 06:16 PM

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NYadgal
#1re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 6:21pm

*applause*


"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

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Broadway_Baby
#2re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 6:32pm

Love it.


Wasn't this a Morning Chuckle a bit ago?


Honey, I don't produce theater. I am theater.

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Marquise
#3re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 6:33pm

lovin' it. LOV-IN-IT

BSoBW2
#4re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 6:33pm

I dunno.

I just received it in an e-mail thing and thought it was funny.

Rentaholic2
#5re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 7:02pm

LMAO...that's hilarious, thank you for that

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kissmycookie
#6re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/15/05 at 7:04pm

tee hee

right on!

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel
#7re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/16/05 at 12:17am

LMAO! That was great! Thanks for that, BSo! Loved it.

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iwearshoes
#8re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/16/05 at 1:26am

Nice! I can't believe the pope would say ****!

BSoBW2
#9re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/16/05 at 1:27am

I can't believe you'd repeat that to your hairdresser!

My person looks like Bernadette Peters.

Hair and All.

I'm always afraid she'll cut it while she's cutting mine.

Could she sue me?

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iwearshoes
#10re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/16/05 at 1:33am

Hmm...that would create a sticky situation. You have a lovely hairdresser than! Mine looks like a spanish version of my mom (which I always thought was kind of odd).

BSoBW2
#11re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/16/05 at 1:34am

I don't know what your mom looks like, but I'm picturing your hairdresser as a taquito version of Chita Rivera.

#12re: Don't rain on my parade
Posted: 12/16/05 at 1:39am

hahahaha that was awesome!!


but yeah the pope wouldn't curse.


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