What about a sarcastic sentence? Or one aimed in jest?
*wipes brow in relief*
He hasn't had sex in a week!
I think his virginity has grown back!
week*S*, I will have you know!
**drinks 'wodka' casually**
Has no one told him that virginity doesn't grow back?
It does if you water it and keep it in a moist, dark place.
Shame it's actually Wódka, but I doubt the little apostrophe over the o will come out.
Pronounced: vooh-dka
Plural: Wódki, Wódek
Hun that's how you lost your virginity.. Keeping it in a moist dark place and using the hose to water it..
You are the dirtiest girl I have ever met.
I love it.
who me?? Dirty???
**looks around innocently**
Of course!!
*snuzzles with his favorite foreskin-bearing Aussie Pole*
You're snuzzling Doxy's Pole.. and you were thinking your virginity would grow back.. silly Jaily..
It's quite the snuzzlable pole, too, from what i hear...
I wouldn't know, I've never snuzzled it.
I'll send you my detailed report in a few months, then.
I look forward to it.
Do I file this report under J or G?
J...since my *real* first AND last name both start with it.
a few months?? I guess to be accurate you need to take your time..
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Jenna Jameson, is it you?
god, i hate when people figure out who I really am...
That's when I plan on being in Poland, Cammy.
We could be twins!
Except my last name starts with K. Damn that one letter...
ahhh that makes sense.. I didn't know you were planning on being in poland..
You go with your blonde pornstar self!!
Doxy didn't know I was planning on being in Poland, either
I am not a blond, goddammit. I WISH people would stop saying that!!!
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