Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest - All Snugglers Welcome
#600re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:19pmWhat about a sarcastic sentence? Or one aimed in jest?
#601re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:21pm*wipes brow in relief*
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#602re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:32pm
He hasn't had sex in a week!
I think his virginity has grown back!
#603re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:33pmweek*S*, I will have you know!
#604re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:34pm
**drinks 'wodka' casually**
Has no one told him that virginity doesn't grow back?
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#605re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:35pmIt does if you water it and keep it in a moist, dark place.
#606re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:38pm
Shame it's actually Wódka, but I doubt the little apostrophe over the o will come out.
Pronounced: vooh-dka
Plural: Wódki, Wódek
#607re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:38pm
Hun that's how you lost your virginity.. Keeping it in a moist dark place and using the hose to water it..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#608re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:41pm
You are the dirtiest girl I have ever met.
I love it.
#610re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:44pm
who me?? Dirty???
**looks around innocently**
Of course!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#611re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:50pm*snuzzles with his favorite foreskin-bearing Aussie Pole*
#612re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:52pm
You're snuzzling Doxy's Pole.. and you were thinking your virginity would grow back.. silly Jaily..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#613re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 2:59pmIt's quite the snuzzlable pole, too, from what i hear...
#614re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:19pm
I wouldn't know, I've never snuzzled it.
#615re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:21pmI'll send you my detailed report in a few months, then.
#616re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:22pm
I look forward to it.
Do I file this report under J or G?
#617re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:23pm
J...since my *real* first AND last name both start with it.
#618re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:25pm
a few months?? I guess to be accurate you need to take your time..
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
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#619re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:26pmJenna Jameson, is it you?
#620re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:27pm
god, i hate when people figure out who I really am...
That's when I plan on being in Poland, Cammy.
#621re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:28pm
We could be twins!
Except my last name starts with K. Damn that one letter...
#622re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:41pm
ahhh that makes sense.. I didn't know you were planning on being in poland..
You go with your blonde pornstar self!!
"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#623re: Doxy's Snuggle and Cuddle Fest
Posted: 1/10/06 at 4:42pm
Doxy didn't know I was planning on being in Poland, either
I am not a blond, goddammit. I WISH people would stop saying that!!!
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