Dude, where's my governor?
Dude, where's my governor?
#1Dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 8:08am
In a completely bizarre story, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has gone missing since Thursday afternoon. Apparently, he has been out of touch with both his family and his staff. His office has just said that he has been hiking along the Appalachian Trail.
http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0609/24046.html
#2dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 8:09amtwo words: alien abduction.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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Madcap Maisie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/08
#2dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 8:15am
#3dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 8:21am
"two words: alien abduction."
Would that it were.
WOSQ
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/18/03
#4dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 11:22am
In show business, "hiking the Appalachian Trail" would be code words for either a facelift or a stint in rehab.
Then again, Mr. Sanford could come to New York and join our State Senate which is the only thing close to him in political laughingstock terms these days. This way all the fools would be in one place.
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#6dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 11:32amHe was hiking. Nothing like an unannounced, cell-phone off-hike to clear the head. Nothing to see here. Move on.
Bluemoon
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/28/04
#7dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 11:39amI know a number of states that would like their governors to take a hike.
Madcap Maisie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/08
#8dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 12:24pm
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#9dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 10:48pm
He's hangin' out with Judge Crater.
(there's one for the trivia buffs)
#10dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 11:04pm
In the latest bizarre twist, a SC news site is claiming that his state vehicle has been tracked to an Atlanta airport:
http://www.wyff4.com/news/19837234/detail.html
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#11dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 11:21pmApparently Sunday was Naked Hiking Day on the trail. Just saying.
Madcap Maisie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/10/08
#12dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/23/09 at 11:33pm
#13dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 8:56am
OK, this just keeps getting more bizarre. Seems like Sanford was in...Argentina?
Don't cry for me
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
#15dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 9:27am
I don't know why a married man with four kids would travel to Argentina on Father's Day weekend without telling his wife or staff where he's going.
In an unrelated story, googling the words 'Argentina', 'sex' and 'trade' produces over 342,000 hits.
Q
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/05
#16dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 9:32amIt's also where many nazi war criminals hid.
#17dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 10:24amOOh, what if he went to have sex with an underage nazi war criminal?
JustAGuy
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/20/03
#18dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 10:39am
"OOh, what if he went to have sex with an underage nazi war criminal?"
I'm pretty sure that would be OK, as long as it wasn't Gay Sex!
#19dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 1:39pmliv, are you sugesting that the boys from brazil can now be found in argentina?
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#20dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 1:55pm
Nothing. To. See. here. Let's get to the bottom of that HuffPo question at the press conference, instead. THAT is something we need to get to the bottom of. Appalachia,Argentina, no big diff. Move on.
Updated On: 6/24/09 at 01:55 PM
#21dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 1:58pmclearly sanford was prepping some undocumented bloggers to ask planted questions at his next press conference.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#22dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 2:19pmWell if he can't handle the rigors of a South Carolina legislative session he can't handle the presidency, right?
#23dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 2:22pmIt's official. Sanford has passed Palin as my first choice for Republican presidential candidate in 2012. Would a Palin/Sanford ticket be too much to ask for?
Unknown User
Joined: 12/31/69
#24dude, where's my governor?
Posted: 6/24/09 at 2:26pm
I just want to say anyone who says this is a sign he's having an affair or will resign is obviously lying and trying to smear a decent christian man. Can we please get away from these politics of personal destruction?
Updated On: 6/24/09 at 02:26 PM
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