#1
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:31pm
Just heard it on Entertainment Tonight
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Eddie Murphy Marriage Is Over
#2
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:32pm
Didn't he just get married like last week?
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Updated On: 1/16/08 at 07:32 PM
#3
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:32pm
Where's the fork?
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The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
#4
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:34pm
Stick a spoon in it. Forks are so passe these days.
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#5
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:38pm
Over before it could even be made legal in the states... Classy, Eddie!
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Call the understudy / I can't go on tonight / I'm drinking with my buddy / I'm getting good and tight / Before they raise the curtain I'll be higher than a kite / So call the understudy
I can't go on tonight
#6
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:38pm
How. Dare. He. Leave. A. Spice. Girl. Anyway.
I hate him for that.
I hate him for that.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
#7
Posted: 1/16/08 at 7:41pm
Is it because he discovered she didn't have a penis?
PEACE.
#9
Posted: 1/16/08 at 10:17pm
So sad. Only 14 or 15 days, something like that.
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#10
Posted: 1/17/08 at 7:55am
Who cares?
Millions of marriages end every day.
Just because this man has been in movies, the end of his marriage is a topic worthy of discussion?
Focus on your own marriage and your own business.
Millions of marriages end every day.
Just because this man has been in movies, the end of his marriage is a topic worthy of discussion?
Focus on your own marriage and your own business.
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#11
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:29am
Oh come on.
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#12
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:31am
I'm not allowed to get married, so all I can do is live vicariously through celebrities. 
#13
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:33am
I am allowed but the fun is hearing about the celebs.
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#14
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:41am
He was as married to her as much as Anna Nicole Smith was married to Howard K. Stern. It was not a real wedding.
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#15
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:42am
Maybe this is setting the stage for a big announcement. Maybe Eddie has something to tell us.
#16
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:42am
Then I wonder why they did it?
At least with Anna NIcole I thought I knew their motivation for the fake marriage.
At least with Anna NIcole I thought I knew their motivation for the fake marriage.
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#17
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:44am
The sanctity of marriage.
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#18
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:45am
Thank goodness there a constitutional ammendements to keep gay people from soiling it!
#19
Posted: 1/17/08 at 9:46am
What's truly sad is that in the past year he left his wife of 15+ years, knocked another woman up, and now this charade. The man is whack!
#20
Posted: 1/17/08 at 10:35am
still...he deserved the oscar for Dreamgirls...come on!
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#21
Posted: 1/17/08 at 10:37am
I thought he was really good in Dreamgirls, although sometimes I look at him and all I can see is the virulent homophobia from his early stand up.
#22
Posted: 1/17/08 at 10:59am
oh, I was just making fun of last year's Dreamgirls and the Oscars screaming...but he did deserve it.
He is a talented asshole, who I will never forgive for his early homophobic rants...just like JayZ and Eminem.
He is a talented asshole, who I will never forgive for his early homophobic rants...just like JayZ and Eminem.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
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"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#23
Posted: 1/17/08 at 11:11am
Color me surprised....I thought their love would last.
yea...
yea...
#24
Posted: 1/17/08 at 12:14pm
Eddie Murphy should have been cast as Plainview in THERE WILL BE BLOOD!
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