I would have slapped her but I'm too much of a lady, boobs.
again on topic-the other night, I was running to get into the subway car before the doors closed, and I bumped into some girl who passed in front of me to get to the next car. It was an accident, I swear. Well, I sat down and when I looked up, this girl had made her way into my car and stood there staring at me, while muttering "bitch". She was staring me down, obviously to scare me. I waved and said "hi". That didn't work. She stared at me, I stared at her. By now other people were watching. Well, I think I won the staredown. But she stayed there hovering over me. I wondered if she was going to get off at my stop and beat me up. I wasn't afraid. But she got off at 14th.
<-----I'M TOTES ROLLING MY EYES