Esther Madonna has collapsed!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 11:11am

Esther Madonna has collapsed!
I was trotting along and suddenly
it started raining and snowing
and you said it was hailing
but hailing hits you on the head
hard so it was really snowing and
raining and I was in such a hurry
to meet you but the traffic
was acting exactly like the sky
and suddenly I see a headline
ESTHER MADONNA HAS COLLAPSED!
there is no snow in Hollywood
there is no rain in California
I have been to lots of parties
and acted perfectly disgraceful
but I never actually collapsed
oh Esther Madonna we love you get up

I'm not going to watch the video but I do wonder who Madonna most looks like in the still. LaToya Jackson or 75 year-old Yoko Ono?

Holih-wooooooo

[CSonBroadway]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 11:15am

ugh I hate Madonna

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 12:04pm

She just got woozy. Everybody gets woozy. Perhaps if she didn't starve herself. I wonder if Netanyahu took offense over the pork chop shaped hunks of plastic Madonna had implanted in her cheeks when she went over to his place to light sabbath candles?

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 12:30pm

You are so strange, why devote so much time and energy to someone you hate, me and some of my cast who were in reharsals today were looking at your strange Madonna posts today and they were just as confused as me.

Get a hobbie dear

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:10pm

You know what? Most of the time when you ask this question I take the time to reply with an exact historical record of how I came from being a Madonna fan to hating her. In the interest of making it clear. Each time I have done so, you don't acknowledge what I have written but take off in a different direction with some sort of defense based mostly on how much money Madonna has recently made.

So I'm not going to spell it out for you again. I've already explained it to you. And, I don't know how long it takes you to hunt and peck the letters on your keyboard, but I do believe I have invested approximately two minutes in this thread and less energy than it takes to yawn. Which I do when I read your defenses.

Maybe one of your cast can explain to you how to spell the next-to-last word in your post. Spelling is one of my hobbies, hon.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:14pm

Namo,

How about this?

I've hated (or, not liked her) from day one! When eveyone else was running to the dance floor when her music started, I ran the other way.

She can hardly hold a note. Why she is considered a singer is beyond me.

I actually had the displeasure of meeting her on the set of one of her first films. She was awful.


But, she knows how to sell herself...

[Luscious]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:16pm

Give me a break! From the video, it looks like she was feeling a little faint for maybe 3 seconds, and then she nods her head to the dancer behind her that she's alright and continues the show. Much ado about nothing. Sad that the only way some people can feel better about themselves is to tear down someone else; and usually someone with a lot more going for them. Get a life.

Updated On: 9/6/09 at 01:16 PM

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:18pm

Well done with your spelling, i hope it gets you far *rolls eyes*

and this is not about you once liking someone and now not liking them. I dont like many performers but would not waste so much time slating them....what's the point.

If you don't like someone the best thing to do is not talk about them, forget about them because that person should not be relevent in your life. You respond to EVERY Madonna thread and start many more just to insult her.....you can't tell me thats not strange

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:23pm

I just watched the footage.


FAKE

REHEARSED



And what I left out 1 'r'. Happy now?

Madge still blows.

Updated On: 9/6/09 at 01:23 PM

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:32pm

Songanddanceman, you're just encouraging people to bash Madge more.

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:35pm

I dont care who bashes madge, everyone is free to have their own opinion, i just find Namo odd, very odd lol

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:37pm

And when you bash people on their posts, you should make sure you aren't making the same mistakes...

"what's the point."

Is that a question?

[Luscious]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:45pm

songanddanceman... that's what Namo does. He sees movies by people he hates so he can criticize them, and he starts threads about people he can't stand just for the hell of it. He's also an internet bully who enjoys ripping into various BWW posters, and then have his flunkies (you know... the ones who want to stay in his good graces for fear of ruffling his feathers and suffering his wrath) rush to his defense. That's how some people get their kicks. Tearing others down is the fastest and easiest way to prop themselves up. Sad, but true.

Updated On: 9/6/09 at 01:45 PM

[songanddanceman2]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 1:51pm

Yeah i have noticed what hes like from other threads on the Broadway Board. And you are right, it is sad....bless

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 2:12pm

"flunkies (you know... the ones who want to stay in his good graces for fear of ruffling his feathers and suffering his wrath)"


I KNOW you aren't talking about me.

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 2:26pm

No, Diva, you would be a "floozie."

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 2:37pm

That's okay then.

[SNAFU]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 2:47pm

I happen to love Namo's posts but what I like more is when peoples panties get all in a knot over them! Have fun prying that knot free!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 2:50pm

^^^
Now THAT'S a better example of a flunky!

[SNAFU]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 2:57pm

No, that is an sample of someone who loves peoples forced distain as entertainment. Please find a REAL topic to get in a snit about!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 4:18pm

Madonna's QDL, including songanddanceman2, for some reason just can't stand it when anybody criticizes her so they take one of two approaches: 1) "Hey, you're talking about her right now which is what Madonna wants so I would say she's a HUGE success!" or 2) "Wow, you must be really shallow/bitter/lonely/what-have-you and jealous because she is so successful!"

Nope, I just love using my critical faculties and if there's a narcissistic exhibitionist like Madonna prancing anywhere near my sightlines, I use them to discuss her.

I don't suppose you or "your cast" has ever heard of Frank O'Hara, songanddanceman2? It would explain why this thread has sailed right over your head and strikes you as "odd." Quick! Google the name! You still won't get it.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 4:55pm

Who wouldn't faint a bit when they see Judy Garland walk in on the middle of your set? I just don't know what those pictures of Michael Jackson on the jumbotron had to do with anything.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/6/09 at 5:18pm

I really belieived once upon a time that Maddie was going to let herself age semi gracefully. Now she's so weird looking it makes me want to cry.
Updated On: 9/8/09 at 05:18 PM

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 12:20pm

Yeh. It's time for Madge to retire.

[ScottyDoesn'tKnow]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 12:31pm

Some people want to retire (Gwen Verdon), and some people don't (Chita Rivera).

Even when she retired, Gwen still made appearances on stage and film.

People find what they love to do and continue doing it.