Esther Madonna has collapsed!- Page 2

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 3:30pm

Madonna must love looking waxy, then!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 3:40pm

I know I do! Madge is the vision of the Future.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 8:13pm

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 10:25pm

It'd be something if Madonna gave off even the slightest whiff of loving what she does rather than, as Graham Norton put it, showing nothing but grim determination.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 10:34pm

I don't think her face can move into a joyful expression anyway

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 10:40pm

FYI

she didn't collapse.
she did this for every show during her MJ tribute. an MJ impersonator blows her a kiss and she 'faints' .

she did' the bit' at every one of her shows on the second leg of her successful highest grossing our for a solo artist of all time.

suck on that. haters.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 10:44pm

Yes, well, that was already covered. But thank you for the update. In other news, Married With Children has been cancelled.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 10:51pm

Also she did it almost twenty years ago in The Girlie Show when she was, you know, good and fun to watch, before she became a preachy old pill of a schoolmarm. Back then I think it was an allusion to James Brown.



FYI

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/8/09 at 10:55pm

"[P]reachy old pill of a schoolmarm." That is perfect. She seems so far removed from "fun" at this point I don't even get how people can use her name and that word in the same paragraph.

[Q]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 12:57am

Bill Maher recently said she should stop working out because her arms look like Clint Eastwood's Penis.

I laughed.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 6:17am

Of course EVERYONE thought this was the real deal because she has always been such an incredible actress.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 9:04am

There is quite a body of evidence to support that assertion, Sueleen.

[Jane2]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 9:08am

^ Shanghai Surprise being the strongest bit of evidence.

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 12:30pm

Yeah, she's kind of looking like Iggy Pop Barbie these days.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 3:35pm

She seems so far removed from "fun" at this point I don't even get how people can use her name and that word in the same paragraph.

I can!

*ahem*

Scissor Sisters' music over the past few years has been so much fun. Wish I could say the same for Madonna.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 3:46pm

"suck on that. haters."

I said it was fake as well, but I still hate her.

[Kalimba]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 3:56pm

Madonna comes off like a vile, miserable bitch. She wouldn't know what "fun" is, even if it hit her over the head.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 9/9/09 at 9:51pm

Good job, Mister Matt.