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#26

Everyone check your mailbox for your subpoena

Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:46pm

Mine predates Lifetime. It's Judith "Karen Wolek" Light on One Life to Live:

What do you want me to say, Mister Callison? That I was a common prostitute????

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#27

Everyone check your mailbox for your subpoena

Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:46pm

Jordan! Really you think Kleenex will be a sponsor?

I would think Gun Oil, Astroglide, Boy Butter, Wet will be sponsors!

Avoid sponsorship by KY.

#28

Everyone check your mailbox for your subpoena

Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:48pm

I swear by KY Liquid.

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#29

Everyone check your mailbox for your subpoena

Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:49pm

Please put your left hand on my balls and raise your right hand...

#30

Everyone check your mailbox for your subpoena

Posted: 5/6/15 at 2:43pm

Btw, did you know that's exactly where the word testify comes from?

Back in ancient Greece men would swear on their testicles in court as they were considered to be the most precious thing to a man.

Testicle -> Testify.

Next time you hear everyone screaming it in church, remember where it came from.

....but the world goes 'round

#31

Everyone check your mailbox for your subpoena

Posted: 5/6/15 at 4:48pm

This is all NUTS.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!

Updated On: 5/6/15 at 04:48 PM

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