Posted: 5/6/15 at 11:04am
Thank goodness SonofRobbieJ brought this my attention on FB:
Updated On: 5/6/15 at 11:04 AM
Posted: 5/6/15 at 11:06am
Listen, you guys! I've been an admin at a law firm for YEARS. I've so got this.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 11:12am
I'm thinking Robbie's testimony will look something like this:
Posted: 5/6/15 at 11:13am
Countersuit! Countersuit!
Posted: 5/6/15 at 11:16am
I'm awesome at witness prep!
Posted: 5/6/15 at 11:18am
I also know all the lingo!
Posted: 5/6/15 at 12:40pm
You wanna know about my T?!
Posted: 5/6/15 at 12:47pm
Well... I didn't get one yet!
Keep in mind... you cannot have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 12:48pm
My favorite part was that it was handwritten, until I noticed her improper use of their for they're. She lost me there (or their) Can we sue her for laziness?
Posted: 5/6/15 at 12:59pm
It should be easy to spot your subpoena in the mail...the envelope will be labeled: "Classless Action Suit".
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:03pm
Where have you been hiding Mildred?
I've been thinking about you what with OTTC being so popular this season.
Updated On: 5/6/15 at 01:03 PM
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:07pm
Hey Taz 
Been lurking but not posting (haven't been feeling so great but starting to get better). Saw OTTC in March. Loved it!
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:07pm
Sorry this isn't written in 3rd grade penmanship on elementary school lined paper.
I: Brian07663NJ, Defendant, refer to the definition of Sexually Transmitted Disease (STD) and countersue that Plaintiff is not to be believed as she is an STD, a brainless organism and a biological abomination.
I: Brian07663NJ, Defendant, countersue Plaintiff's biological parents for not using a condom on the night that they had sexual relations.
I: Brian07663NJ, Defendant, charge the Plaintiff with producing "the closet" as evidence.
Anyone want to add some...this could be amusing.
BTW they may have blurred out the street but the online court filing has the street address: 2101 P Street
Nebraska District Court case: click the "parties" tab
https://www.pacermonitor.com/public/case/8161122/Driskell_v_Homosexuals
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:10pm
Bigots always like to show off their cursive skills, I've found.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:21pm
I really hope I'm not called to testify.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:30pm
Jordan... since you are pretty good at pulling things together would you mind assembling the witness list? Thinking along the lines of: the employees of Bel Ami, Channel 1 Releasing, Colt, Hot House Entertainment, Lucas Entertainment, Sean Cody, Treasure Island Media, etc etc come forth to "insert into evidence" for the court exactly what this Ambassador claims to be sinful.
I've heard plenty of church ladies using the word sinful and I hardly think they know what they are talking about. Example...I saw one eating a chocolate cake and I heard he proclaim "This is sinful!"
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:30pm
I would love to cross-examine god though.
She's calling him/her as a witness.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:33pm
I hope at the end of the trial she walks up to the judge and gives him a dollar bill with the words "in God we trust" circled.
And Brian, no joke - I saw three different porn stars yesterday in Hells Kitchen from some of those studios, so it'll be easy for me to get in touch with them. Or, I could just find them on rentboy.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:33pm
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:36pm
Is he done with his "project" yet?
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:37pm
I've been preparing for my time on the stand since 1979.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:39pm
My God, I'd give anything to see millions of overly dramatic gay men finally get the chance to live out their Lifetime TV "witness stand" dreams.
The trial of the century - sponsored by Kleenex.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:43pm
Jordan... be careful. We don't want to be caught by her since she is so intelligent! So don't get any "gay-for-pay" porn stars. Better stick to catchers, bottoms and/or those that are versatile. Avoid the tops because she will claim that it doesn't matter what they are stooping.
Posted: 5/6/15 at 1:46pm
Strangely - the guys I saw yesterday are all "tops".
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