FINALLY! A 1-800 product for everyone!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:16pm

But will people use it just for wiping??

[romantico]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:20pm

LOL! Did John Waters direct this commercial? Does it come in pink?I love the 'big guy's testimony.This is the most disgusting invention ever created! Why not a disposal paper glove?

Updated On: 6/12/09 at 12:20 PM

[danmag]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:22pm

Oh, HELL no. I don't think I am quite understanding the point of this product...So you can stand 18 inches away from the toilet??

What a concept.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:25pm

I love that woman who looks like Holland Taylor saying "It's embarrassing to have someone help you with your personal matters."

I presume, prior to the advent of this product, that she had the maid wipe her ass for her?

[madbrian]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:28pm

"I presume, prior to the advent of this product, that she had the maid wipe her ass for her?"

Or, maybe she has a gay son?

[Bluemoon]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:28pm

I am so totally buying one for everyone on my holiday shopping list. PM me to get on my list! Comfort and convenience at last. (you'll have to take care of matters yourself until December)

[SNAFU]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:30pm

Now, if they added a vibrating option, I would be so on those!

[Borstalboy]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:33pm

Or a built-in waterpik for extra cleanliness. In between this and the Snuggie, you'll never have to leave the house...hell, you'll never have to leave your couch!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:33pm

It's probably for the elderly/obese who can no longer reach. Like those motorized wheelchairs were supposed to be for the elderly and disabled, but now "disabled" means "I'm so fat it's hard to walk, so I need this to take away what little exercise I had left."

[danmag]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:37pm

If I am too old and/or obese to wipe my own ass, just shoot me.

I WILL NOT RESORT TO THE COMFORT WIPE!

[humbugfoto]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:43pm

danmag - I'll try not to get crude or vulgar, but imagine you're sitting on the toilet and you are nine months pregnant. Or you weigh 400 pounds. Now imagine trying to wipe your backside with so much of you in the way. You can't. your hand (arm) can't reach far enough to wipe your backside. And you can't reach around back, either (mobility issues). With this device in your hand, it's like it's making your arm 18 inches longer, so you CAN reach far enough back to wipe.

It's the same idea as the extend-a-reach grabber tools for short people (I have three). I can't reach stuff on the top shelf, but with the grabber tool in my hand I can.

Does that help explain things?

[CyCoSpAz2]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:45pm

Dude, the woman slips getting out of the tub... that is just unsafe

[madbrian]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:49pm

"I WILL NOT RESORT TO THE COMFORT WIPE!"

Too long for a button, maybe just right for a bumper sticker?

[danmag]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 12:49pm

Or a T-shirt.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:03pm

Dan,

This is one of those items for the fat people who park in handicapped spaces.

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 1:14pm

I think I know what JoeKv's relatives are getting for their annual Christmas present this year!

[singtopher]

Posted: 6/12/09 at 8:12pm

Favorited and posted to my facebook.