FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
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Posted: 7/15/11 at 8:38am
Once upon a time Mr. Bear and Mr. Turtle are walking down a trail in the woods when they spot a lake. A golden frog floats up.
"Hey, I'm the Golden Frog. I grant wishes. Each of you gets three wishes."
So, Mr. Bear, striking upon the opportunity, says "I wish all the other bears in this forest were female."
Done
Mr. Turtle says "I wish I had a crashing helmet."
Done
Mr. Bear says, "I wish all the other bears in the neighboring forests were female."
Done
Mr. Turtle says "I wish I had a motorcycle"
Done
Mr. Bear was busy thinking how stupid Mr. Turtle was being, but wished his last wish "I wish all the other bears in the WORLD were female."
Done
Mr. Turtle revs up his motorcycle, smirks and says "I wish Mr. Bear was gay" and drives off into the sunset. 
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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