FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/5/05 at 5:09am
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.....There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/5/05 at 8:13amGood morning everyone! Now, Bboobs, if that were me, I'd take the money and run! That last bit was great!
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/5/05 at 11:12amThat is funny and the sad thing is it is true.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Broadway Legend Joined: 4/30/05
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/5/05 at 7:47pmi think people do care about it! However for those who don't want to grow old gracefully then it's good they have the option to have a little work done... i don't see anything wrong with it!
Jesus Loves You... Everybody else thinks you're an idiot!
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#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/5/05 at 8:26pmi think the one's bitching about how we need to accept growing old gracefully are the ones who haven't yet been addressed as "sir" and "ma'am"
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