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#26

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 12/31/05 at 4:54am

MICHAEL: Speaking of settling, how's Ann?

GOB: Yeah, like the guy in the $50,000 suit's gonna hold the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that much in a year? C'mon!

GOB: I have had sex with my wife...and I'm not a very good liar
Narrator: Both those statements were lies.

George Sr: Her?
George Michael: Yeah, she's really funny.

#27

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 12/31/05 at 6:24pm

Tobias: "Don't leave your Uncle T-Bag hanging"
George Michael: "Please don't say that."

I can't remember the exact line, but something else Tobias says about blowing himself when he's blue - or something along those lines.

Why does America have to be so stupid and let a show this great die?

Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

#28

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 12/31/05 at 9:12pm

Well I heard another network wants to pick it up, so its not over yet!

#29

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 7/9/06 at 3:27am

G.O.B.: My God, what is this feeling?

Michael: Well, you know the-the feeling that you’re... that you’re feeling is-is what many of us call “a feeling.”

G.O.B.: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.

Michael: Could it be love?

G.O.B.: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard. Maybe I am ready to be a father!

#30

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 7/9/06 at 4:37am

GOB: It ain't easy bein white
GOB/FRANKLIN: It ain't easy bein brown
GOB:All this pressure to be bright.
Franklin: I got children all over town!

Gob: I can’t. I already lost a brother today.
Michael: Franklin?
Gob: Well, I didn’t lose him, but he’s all puckered and white.
Michael: On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.
Gob: That’s the exact kind of joke he would have loved!

#31

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 7/9/06 at 12:30pm

Tobias: I blue myself!
Michael: There's got to be a better way to say that.

Michael: There's been a lot of lies in this family.
Lucille: And a lot of love.
Michael: More lies.

#32

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 7/9/06 at 1:04pm

Lucille: We’ll pay them off. We’ll call it an accrued cash dividend, but they won’t get their money until they sign a document at the party promising not to sell for ten years.

Michael: So, it’s embezzlement, bribery and conspiracy?

Lucille: And a whole lot of love.

Michael: Oh, yeah, and perjury.

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"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

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Updated On: 7/9/06 at 01:04 PM

#33

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 7/9/06 at 1:42pm

HER?

#34

re: Favorite Arrested Development Quotes?

Posted: 7/9/06 at 3:08pm

Michael: I can't believe it's come to begging.
Narrator: PLEASE tell your friends to watch this show.

Lindsay: Yeah, check it out. I found that canned ham that we’d had forever, and I put it in a pot of boiling water, and guess what I’m calling it?
Michael: Soup?
Lindsay: Hot ham water.

"Who is Stephen Sondheim?" -roninjoey
"The man who wishes he had written Phantom of the Opera!" - SueleenGay

GO CARDINALS!!!

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