Favorite Naughty Game
Favorite Naughty Game
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#0Favorite Naughty Game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:46pm
OK...so, two years ago, at my best friend's family Christmas party, we all got a little tipsy. After the neighbors had gone, there was a small group of us sitting round by the fire, sipping wine. My friend's mother introduced a game to us that had us roaring for a good long time. It's called, 'If my vagina...' You could do anything from candy bars to cereals to television shows.
The first edition we played was 'If my vagina were a musical, it would be called...'
OK...I'll start with an easy one.
If my vagina were a musical, it would be called HAIR.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
#2re: Favorite Naughty Game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:48pmWICKED !!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Dextrous Existence
Featured Actor Joined: 1/2/05
#5re: Favorite Naughty Game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:50pmBatboy
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Updated On: 3/24/05 at 02:50 PM
#6re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:53pmif my vagina were a musical, it would be called starlight express.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
robbiej
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
#7re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:53pmIf my vagina were a musical, it would be called Les Miserables.
"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."
Dextrous Existence
Featured Actor Joined: 1/2/05
#9re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:55pmif my vagina were a musical, it would be for rent.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:55pmIf my vagina were a musical, it would be called Inner City.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#11re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:56pmIf my vagaina were a musical it would be called The Light in the Piazza
#12re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:57pmIf my vagina were a wonder of the world, it would be Niagara Falls.
Hamlet's father.
#13re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:58pmIf my vagina were a wonder of the world it would be the Great Barrier Reef
#14re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:59pmif my vagina were an automobile it would be a hummer.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#15re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:59pmIf my vagina was a musical it would be called BALL ROOM!
PEACE.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#16re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:00pmIf my penis was a musical it would be called 9.
PEACE.
judy_in_disguise
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/31/04
#17re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:01pm
if my vagina were a musical it would be called
CRAZY FOR YOU.
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#19re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:04pmif my true sex drive were revealed as a musical, most people would find it TABOO.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
#20re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:04pmIf my penis were a musical it would be called Dream, Girls.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#21re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:04pmIf my vagina were a Billboard #1 hit it would be "How Deep is Your Love."
PEACE.
#22re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:05pmIf my vagina were a movie it would be "She-Devil"
Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you.
Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.
SueleenGay
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/9/03
#23re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:06pmIf my vagina were a musical it would be "The Secret Garden."
PEACE.
#24re: favorite naughty game
Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:07pm
Darn! Suleen stole my line about the penis/9 thing! 
"Y'all have a GRAND day now"
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