Favorite Naughty Game

#1

Favorite Naughty Game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:46pm

OK...so, two years ago, at my best friend's family Christmas party, we all got a little tipsy. After the neighbors had gone, there was a small group of us sitting round by the fire, sipping wine. My friend's mother introduced a game to us that had us roaring for a good long time. It's called, 'If my vagina...' You could do anything from candy bars to cereals to television shows.

The first edition we played was 'If my vagina were a musical, it would be called...'

OK...I'll start with an easy one.

If my vagina were a musical, it would be called HAIR.

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#2

re: Favorite Naughty Game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:47pm

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels.

#3

re: Favorite Naughty Game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:48pm

WICKED !!

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#4

re: Favorite Naughty Game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:48pm

'HELLO DOLLY!'

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#5

re: Favorite Naughty Game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:49pm

Little Shop of Horrors.

#6

re: Favorite Naughty Game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:50pm

Batboy

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

Updated On: 3/24/05 at 02:50 PM

#7

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:53pm

if my vagina were a musical, it would be called starlight express.

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#8

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:53pm

If my vagina were a musical, it would be called Les Miserables.

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"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#9

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:54pm

tick, tick...BOOM!

#10

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:55pm

if my vagina were a musical, it would be for rent.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#11

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:55pm

If my vagina were a musical, it would be called Inner City.

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"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

#12

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:56pm

If my vagaina were a musical it would be called The Light in the Piazza

#13

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:57pm

If my vagina were a wonder of the world, it would be Niagara Falls.

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#14

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:58pm

If my vagina were a wonder of the world it would be the Great Barrier Reef

#15

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:59pm

if my vagina were an automobile it would be a hummer.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#16

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 2:59pm

If my vagina was a musical it would be called BALL ROOM!

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PEACE.

#17

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:00pm

If my penis was a musical it would be called 9.

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PEACE.

#18

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:01pm

if my vagina were a musical it would be called

CRAZY FOR YOU.

#19

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:03pm

*fans self*

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Hamlet's father.

#20

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:04pm

if my true sex drive were revealed as a musical, most people would find it TABOO.

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#21

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:04pm

If my penis were a musical it would be called Dream, Girls.

#22

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:04pm

If my vagina were a Billboard #1 hit it would be "How Deep is Your Love."

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#23

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:05pm

If my vagina were a movie it would be "She-Devil"

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#24

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:06pm

If my vagina were a musical it would be "The Secret Garden."

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PEACE.

#25

re: favorite naughty game

Posted: 3/24/05 at 3:07pm

Darn! Suleen stole my line about the penis/9 thing!

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"Y'all have a GRAND day now"