Favorite Non-Obvious Movie Quote?- Page 3

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 6:28pm

"I wouldn't pay any attention to that. You know how bitchy fags can be."

Jennifer North - Valley of the Dolls

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 6:30pm

It's a dangerous thing - ambition - Ruined Mickey Mouse's career

Myra Breckenridge

[roquat]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 6:36pm

"What's the use of having a dwarf if he doesn't do chores?"

Henry Fonda, "On Golden Pond"

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 6:39pm

Nobody but nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog anymore

Sudden Impact

[DiamondGirl]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 7:04pm

"Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while."
~The Princess Bride

"Times are hard for dreamers."
~Amelie

"It's a shame about raisins."
~Benny & Joon

"Aren't you going to arrest me?"
"No."
"That's discrimination!!"
~Rory O'Shea Was Here

"Stark raving sane!"
~Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead

"WHERE did you get that overnight bag?"
~American Psycho

"...I can't remember what my parents looked like."
~Empire of the Sun

"I thought you were a fag."
"No, no; I'm just a transvestite."
~Ed Wood

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 2:59am

"My dog can say F*CKing Pumpernickel" Dan Castella - Laughter on the 23rd Floor

"I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people." Christopher Guest - Waiting for Guffman

"These are the fruit of your loins!" Barbra Strieshand (sp?) - Meet the Fockers

"What do you want me to do, dress up in drag and do the hulla?!" Timon (Nathan Lane) - The Lion King

"Woops?...did you say WOOPS? "Woops" is when you fall down an elevator shaft...."woops" is when you accidently swim in a school of piranas....."WOOPS" is when you douche...with drano! This...was not a woops....this was an AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" Harvey Fierstein - Torch Song Trilogy (that was a long quote! lol)

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 4:16am

^ I LOVE Torch Song Trilogy. For some odd reason I was just thinking of it right now and then I saw you'd quoted it.

"It's nothing personal, Sonny, it's strictly business." - Michael Corleone, The Godfather

"You're gonna act like a man! Is this how you go around Hollywood? Crying like a woman?! What am I gonna do? What I am gonna do?" - Don Corleone, The Godfather

"I'd listen to her! She's the only one who makes sense in this insane asylum." - The Nightmare Before Christmas

"There are three kinds of pipe. There's the kind you've got here, which is garbage and you can see where that's getting you. Then, there's bronze. Which is good. Until something goes wrong. And something ALWAYS GOES WRONG. Then... there's copper, which is the only pipe I use. It costs money. It *costs* money because it *saves* money." - Moonstruck

"Old man, you give those dogs one more piece of my food and I'm gonna kick you til you're dead." - Moonstruck

Updated On: 11/4/06 at 04:16 AM

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 3:25pm

"If you were a Broadway musical, people would be humming your face".

Elliott Garfield - The Goodbye Girl.

[Pippin]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 3:41pm

"see natie? that's called liposuction."

Mrs. Doubtfire


"I'm Rainbow ****ing Randolph!"

Death to smoochy

[roquat]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 4:28pm

"Did anyone ever tell you you're too good to be true?"
"No, only that I'm too truthful to be good."

---Robert Downey, Jr., and Molly Ringwald in "The Pick-up Artist"

"You people have the morals of guinea pigs!"

---Elisabeth Shue, "Soapdish"

Posted: 11/4/06 at 5:23pm

"What direction do you think "left" is? See, because if you go with your instinct and reverse it, I think we have something happening. How difficult is this? I'm so alone, I think."

"I am trying. You are intimidating me."

"Well you are FRIGHTENING me. You understand that? How do you get dressed in the morning? Do you have people come in, or do you just lie in state?"

----Get Over It.

"You called everyone but Slurpee Heaven. "

"That is not true. I did call Slurpee Heaven. They didn't want you. Heard you had attitude. Said you weren't "Slurpee" material. "

---Two Weeks Notice.

[mabel]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 5:56pm

"Donnez-moi une break." --French Kiss

"Wha' happened?" --A Mighty Wind

"You're one to talk, you bloodless, money-grubbing freak." --American Beauty

"In 11 years it's going to be 1984, man. Think about that!" --Almost Famous

[HeartandMusic]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 6:12pm

"I'm gonna go to Bombay, India to become a movie star!"
"You don't go to Bombay to become a movie star."
"You don't?"
"No! You go to Hollywood, like us!"

-The Muppet Movie

[NathanLaneStalker]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 6:34pm

"Bloom! Don't you realize, there's a lot more to you than there is to you?....*What the F***?* Nathan Lane - The Producers

"I ate a big red candle...it wasn't candy like that man said." Steve Carell - Anchorman

"GOOD DAY SIR!" Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

"I went out with this girl once who was so dirty she was always like "Ah! You're nailing me! COOL!" and she'd say things like "Me so horny me love you long time!"....so...." Steve Carell - The 40 Year Old Virgin

[kyguy78]

Posted: 11/4/06 at 9:21pm

A few from one of the greatest movies ever, Better Off Dead

#1.
Lane: Sorry Johnny, I don't have a dime.

Johnny: Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

Lane: My little brother got his arm stuck in the microwave. So my mom had to take him to the hospital. My grandma dropped acid this morning, and she freaked out. She hijacked a busload of penguins. So it's sort of a family crisis. Bye!

#2. I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls.

[roquat]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 1:05am

"Shut UP!!!

"I didn't say anything."

---Rachel McAdams and Lindsay Lohan in "Mean Girls."

"Courage of the heart is very rare. The stone has a power when it's there."

---Derek Jacobi as Nicodemus in "The Secret of NIMH."

"I don't think you should be judging other people's blow jobs."

---"White Castle."

[rose_pearl]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 2:28am

"Oh my God! Danny Devito--I love your work!"--Mean Girls

"Boy, that was some good peein'!"--A League of Their Own

"A bald monkey?!"
"Is he a pig? He sure eats like one!"-- E.T.

I can recite all of these movies, haha.

[ShbrtAlley44]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 6:25am

"Is that what I did, DAVE? I huMILiated you? My GOD, I'm SORRY." - Glengarry Glen Ross

"By gum, it's gum!"
"Wrong!"
-Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

"Oh, so that's what an invisible barrier looks like." - Time Bandits

"Look! There's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up!" - Back to the Future

"Ron has been teaching me to change my instincts, or at least ignore them." - Waiting For Guffman

[Roscoe]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 8:16am

The Addams Family Motto: Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc. We gladly feast on those who would subdue us. Not just pretty words. -- THE ADDAMS FAMILY

"Don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted."
"What happened?"
"He lived happily ever after." -- WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

"We are all as God made us and many of us are much worse." -- TOM JONES

"Cocaine or cards?" -- DR. MABUSE THE GAMBLER

"You slut." -- TOOTSIE

[Holly Therese]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 9:12am

"I like mass better in Latin. It's nicer when you don't know what they're saying."
-While You Were Sleeping

This one is more obvious but I love it:

"BUZZ! Your girlfriend! WOOF!"

[Patronus]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 10:25am

Here are a few gems I love from THREESOME"

"Sex is kinda like pizza. When it's bad, it's still pretty good."
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Stuart: "Straight sex is better than gay sex, it's written in the Bible."
Alex: "Is that in the King James or the New World Edition?"

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"I'm telling you. If you don't have sex soon, you dick is going to shrivel up and go inside your body. Then what do you have? A vagina."

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And I few random non-obvious quotes/exchanges I enjoy.

"I work harder than God. If He had hired me, He would have made the world by Thursday."-KEEPING THE FAITH

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Annie: "The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh."
Ash: "Why the hell would we want to do that?"-EVIL DEAD II

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"Maybe it was a dream, you know, a very weird, bizarre, vivid, erotic, wet, detailed dream. Maybe we have malaria."-WEIRD SCIENCE

[rose_pearl]

Posted: 11/5/06 at 4:43pm

"You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake."--Fight Club

"Cheer up, a hickie from Kinickie is like a Hallmark card!"--Grease [just b/c I'm watching it, hehe.]