Favorite Non-Obvious Movie Quote?

[roquat]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 6:52pm

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."

Cary Elwes, THE PRINCESS BRIDE

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:00pm

Lie down with pigs - come up smelling like garbage

Tony Bennett in The Oscar

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:04pm

"Oh joy! Rapture! I have a brain!"

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:10pm

I don't want to sound stupid, but I'm gonna ask this anyway.

What's a non-obvious movie quote?

Would this be obvious?

"Dear Lord, thank you for this Thanksgiving holiday. And for all the material possessions we have and enjoy. And for letting us white people kill all the Indians and steal their tribal lands. And stuff ourselves like pigs, even though children in Asia are being napalmed."

Christina Ricci, The Ice Storm (USA/1997)

And..

"Our son called me a bitch."
"You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch."

Holmes Osborne and Mary McDonnell, Donnie Darkko (USA/2001)

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:12pm

I think ro means quotes that are already famous - like "Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night", or "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn".

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:19pm

Gotcha.
You don't have any to contribute, cheeze?

"Can you see my **** now?"

Leslie Jordan, Sordid Lives

[Liam]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:28pm

"four for you glen cocco YOU GO GLEN COCO!"
-mean girls

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:31pm

To know life you have to f*** death in the gall bladder

This gem is from Andy Warhol's Frankenstein

Updated On: 11/2/06 at 07:31 PM

[Fiction Writer]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:31pm

"We should just STAB Caesar!"

Lacy Chabert, MEAN GIRLS

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 7:36pm

That was too obvious

"The Glass Mountain Called Success"

Another gem from The Oscar

[Cruel_Sandwich]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 8:11pm

"Make sure he continues the stomach cancer medication."
- THE ROYAL TENENBAUMS

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 8:22pm

"get over it, hag!"

from BRING IT ON

"its ON the STOVE!!!"

from CRIMES OF PASSION

"boom."

from BOOM

"it is real..."

from COME BACK TO THE FIVE & DIME JIMMY DEAN JIMMY DEAN

"i believe you are in league with the butcher."

from BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS Updated On: 11/2/06 at 08:22 PM

[M J R]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 8:50pm

"get yo' sh*t.
get yo' SH*T,
AND GET OUT!!!"

- Waiting to Exhale

[almostxfamous]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 8:50pm

"Never take it seriously, you never get hurt. You never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, just go to the record store, and visit your friends."
-Almost Famous

"I gave her my heart and she gave me a pen."
-Say Anything...

"Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself."
-Good Will Hunting

"I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour."
-Party Monster

[Mr Roxy]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 9:39pm

But one thing is sure. Inspector Clay is dead murdered & someone is responsible

Plan 9 From Outer Space - Classic Ed Wood bad movie

[Calvin]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 10:05pm

"We have nothing in common, and she has a voice like a tuba. If she had her way, we'd have sex on a bed of nails on national television."
-"King Ralph"

"A plant? I thought men like you were usually called fruits."
-"Clue"

"Dad's dead! And now he's a ghost!"
-"Ghost Dad"

"This movie is excrement. Why are you watching it, you brainless buffoon?"
-from the audio commentary of "Bicentennial Man" DVD

eta -- just for the hell of it, I looked up Ghost Dad on imdb, and both Christine Ebersole and Brian Stokes Mitchell were in it. Who knew? Updated On: 11/2/06 at 10:05 PM

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 10:11pm

Is it sad that I can quote You've Got Mail off the top of my head?

"All you do is this incredible noble thing! Cathleen, you are a lone reed. You are a lone reed, standing tall, waving boldly, in the corrupt sands of commerce."

"I guess I don't really want an answer, I just want to send this question out into the void. So, good night, dear void."

"What is that? What are you doing? You're taking all the caviar? That CAVIAR is a GARNISH!"

"A hot dog is singing! You want me to be quiet qhile a hot dog is singing?"

All from You've Got Mail. There are so many others, but I can't think of the exact wording right now.

[ashley0139]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 10:55pm

^ One of my favorite movies.

[broadway86]

Posted: 11/2/06 at 11:26pm

I'm sure you guys can guess this one...

"What the hell is that?"
"A dress."
"Says who?"
"Calvin Klein."

"I guess I don't really want an answer, I just want to send this question out into the void. So, good night, dear void."

I love this quote.

[roquat]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:10am

That would be CLUELESS.

Moving on...

"Did you see his last picture? I could eat a can of Kodak and PUKE a better movie!"

Kim Novak, THE MIRROR CRACK'D

"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob!"

Rip Torn, DODGEBALL

"I'm a short, fat slut."

Goldie Hawn, OVERBOARD

"Do you know what's wrong with you? Nothing."

Audrey Hepburn, CHARADE

"There are two kinds of people in this world--my kind of people, and assholes. It's painfully obvious to which group you belong."

Mink Stole, PINK FLAMINGOES

[Kringas]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:15am

You think just because I'm a movie star I don't have feelings; well, you're wrong! I do have feelings. I'm an actress!
I have all of them!

-Goldie Hawn, The First Wives Club

[Magical_Ms._Mistoffeles_72]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:15am

"stay gold pony, stay gold"

[justagirl2]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:45am

"I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people. Because you're bastard people." - Christopher Guest, Waiting for Guffman

[wonderwaiter]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 12:48am

"I want you to dig a hole in the ground. I want you to put them in it, and I want to piss on them"

- Patti LuPone, STATE AND MAIN

[broadway86]

Posted: 11/3/06 at 1:03am

"I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible."
"What's that?"
"F*CK."
Eyes Wide Shut

"You are beautiful. And you are unpredictable. But you're so cautious. You're determined, Beth; but you know something? You're not strong. And I don't know if you're really giving. Tell me something. Do you love me? You really love me?"
Ordinary People

"I want this picture to be a... document. I want to hold a mirror up to life. I want this to be a picture of dignity... a true canvas of the suffering of humanity."
"But with a little sex in it?"
"But with a little sex in it."
Sullivan's Travels

"Why do you want to leave me? Why? I'm sorry I'm not real. If you let me, I'll be so real for you!"
"Let go, David! Let go! I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world."
AI: Artificial Intelligence

"Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you that I'm like this! I ain't got nothing... I ain't nowhere... I can't stand being like this no more, Jack."
Brokeback Mountain Updated On: 11/3/06 at 01:03 AM