"I do love you and you know there is something very important we need to do as soon as possible."
"What's that?"
"F*CK."
Eyes Wide Shut
"You are beautiful. And you are unpredictable. But you're so cautious. You're determined, Beth; but you know something? You're not strong. And I don't know if you're really giving. Tell me something. Do you love me? You really love me?"
Ordinary People
"I want this picture to be a... document. I want to hold a mirror up to life. I want this to be a picture of dignity... a true canvas of the suffering of humanity."
"But with a little sex in it?"
"But with a little sex in it."
Sullivan's Travels
"Why do you want to leave me? Why? I'm sorry I'm not real. If you let me, I'll be so real for you!"
"Let go, David! Let go! I'm sorry I didn't tell you about the world."
AI: Artificial Intelligence
"Why don't you just let me be? It's because of you that I'm like this! I ain't got nothing... I ain't nowhere... I can't stand being like this no more, Jack."
Brokeback Mountain
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 01:03 AM
"Oh what a big man you are! Why don't I buy you a pack of gum, I'll show you how to chew it." - Glengarry Glenross
"Yes, the brutalities of progress are called revolutions. When they are over, men recognize that the human race has been harshly treated but it has moved forward." - Les Miserables
"Sell crazy someplace else; we're all stocked up here."
-Jack Nicholson, As Good As It Gets
"You suicidal?"
"Only in the morning"
-Oceans Eleven
"Cough Cough, I think have the black lung pop"
Zoolander
I think I've just had an apstrophe
-Hook
i love lamp
-Anchorman
justa, you totally stole my quote!!!
"For my talent I'll be doing a dramatic monologue. Right now I'm thinking...Othello. Or Soylent Green...well, my own version of it. You know, a lot of girls make a smooth transition from pagents into acting."
--Drop Dead Gorgeous
Dottie Hinkle: Hello?
Beverly Sutphin: Is this the Cocksucker residence?
Dottie Hinkle: God damn you! Stop calling here!
Beverly Sutphin: Is this 4215 Pussy Way?
Dottie Hinkle: You bitch!
Beverly Sutphin: Now let me check the zip code. Two-one-two-f*ck-you?
"There was a man in my house, he had .. a prostethic limb ... YOU FIND THAT MAN." - The Fugitive. My roommate and I use that quote with alarming and oftentimes annoying regularity. A bartender once insisted we cut it out.
Also 'you had your chance and YOU BLEW IT' from Copland.
'Don't give me any of that ole bullsh*t' from Major League.
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 10:31 AM
Harry: Some people say rap is like poetry.
Erica: Oh yeah, but how many words can you rhyme with "bitch"?
-Something's Gotta Give
"You. Need to go down. To Personell. That is on the THIRD floor. There will be a great big sign that says: Personell. Do. You. Under.Stand?"
"Would it make a difference if I told you that no one could possibly ever love anyone as much as I love you?"
--The Butterfly Effect
"Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white."
--Mean Girls
"When you grow up, your heart dies."
--The Breakfast Club
"You probably got it all figured out, Corey. If you start out depressed everything's kind of a pleasant surprise."
--Say Anything
"I crashed my van into Jesus!!"
"Who's down with G-O-D?"
"I know what you're looking at, Mary. And Jesus does too."
"Let's get our Christ on, let's kick it Jesus-style!"
--all from Saved!
"You're killing me Smalls!"
--The Sandlot
Rath and EverythingisRENT, I looooooooove both of yours!
I suppose I should contribute, since I decided to post...
Geena Davis: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Samuel L. Jackson: I hope not, cause I'm thinking about how much my b*lls hurt!
-The Long Kiss Goodnight
"Looks good. Looks real real good."
I quote this all the time, and no one ever knows what it is. And when I tell them what it is, they don't understand why I quote it. It's from Steel Magnolias, when the surgeon comes out into the hospital lounge area to announce that the kidney transplant went well.
"Hey, Kit! Lay off of those high ones."
"I like the high ones."
"Mule!"
"Nag!"
A League of the Their Own
Is this one too obvious?
"Can I get you anything?
--Well, I would like some Milk Duds.
We don't have any. I could send out for one.
--Oh, no, don't be ridiculous. If you're going to send out, get a whole box."
---Two Weeks' Notice
"This God of yours, he strung up his own son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he'd do to me."
---Quills
"Kiss me."
---Okay, this one's obvious, but you gotta love Pacino.
"The only way that girl is coming back to you is if a blast of semen catapults her across the street and through the window."
"No, she's not like that! She likes to make love quiet and slow and gentle..."
"Are you kidding? That girl of yours is a carnival ride!"
Addicted to Love
"This is my happening and it freaks me out!"
"Up yours, Ratso" (with an english accent and smiling)
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
"I was possessed by a demon....(laughs) Dont worry, it's gone now."
The Exorcist II: The Heretic
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
"I'm the Marsha f*cking Brady of the Upper East Side and sometimes I want to kill myself."
--Cruel Intentions
"You. Need to go down. To Personell. That is on the THIRD floor. There will be a great big sign that says: Personell. Do. You. Under.Stand?"
Jayne Brook could have been the next Jennifer Grey if she'd have just been born a few years earlier.
eta: Keith Coogan, however, never could have been the next Keanu Reeves.
Updated On: 11/3/06 at 03:05 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
"Holy SH*T! What a dream I was having! Louis Armstrong was trying to kill me!" Throw Mama From the Train.
These might be obvious, but they’re the ones that I say more often than I’d like to admit.
"You trying to tell me Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" – Major League
"Have fun storming the castle!" – The Princess Bride
“Goodbye brother Muson, goodbye whore” - Kingpin
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
"I can't believe I gave my panties to a geek".
Samantha - Sixteen Candles
Broadway Star Joined: 2/15/05
You better watch yourself, Janie, or you're going to turn into a real bitch, just like your mother.
--American Beauty
(You may be prone to seizures.)
What do you mean, like flopping around on the floor?
--The Royal Tenenbaums
"Get IT out of me!" - Julia Styles in the Omen
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/15/05
"Think I don't know a due bill when I see one?".
Velma Cruthers - Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte
Featured Actor Joined: 6/11/06
Haha, the previous Throw Mama from the Train quote put this in mind: "The night was sultry." -TMFTT I love it!
"My Momma loved me, but she died."-Hud
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