I love everyone else's inspirational/poetic quotes, but I can't say I really go for them, myself. So, here are my favorite quotes.
"In my case, self-absorption is completely justified." - Waldo Lydecker, Laura
"The critic has to educate the public; the artist has to educate the critic." – Oscar Wilde
"To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance." - Oscar Wilde
"Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they’re doing and saying in films right now just shouldn’t be allowed. There’s no dignity anymore and I think that’s very important." – Mae West
"My advice to those who think they have to take off their clothes to be a star is, once you’re boned, what’s left to create the illusion? Let ‘em wonder. I never believed in givin’ them too much of me." – Mae West
"Men don't get smarter as they get older. They just lose their hair." - Gerry Jeffers, The Palm Beach Story
"Don't be vulgar, Gene. Let us be crooked, but never common." - Colonel Harrington, The Lady Eve
"Rather be frumpy than vulgar! Much. Frumps are often celebrities in disguise—but a person of vulgar appearance is vulgar all through." – Emily Post
"Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens." - Jaques, As You Like It
"The first man who can explain how he can be in love with his wife - and another woman - is gonna win that prize they're always giving out in Sweden." - The Women
"Wilkins, after all these years, are you trying to be funny?"