I am obsessed with quotes. Therefore, I have pages and pages and pages of them. Here are like 4 pages of my favorites.
Please do not complain this is long- you may click the red X at the top right hand corner at any time.
The quotes that have no names are ~unknown~
Albert Einstein:
The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing.
Edmund Burke:
Nobody made a greater mistake than he who did nothing because he could do only a little.
Bill Cosby:
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
Robert Frost:
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
Thomas Jefferson:
Take care that you never spell a word wrong. Always before you write a word, consider how it is spelled, and, if you do not remember, turn to a dictionary. It produces great praise to a lady to spell well.
**I think some BWW posters created this quote**
A smoking section in a restaurant is like a peeing section in a pool
One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I'm having a good time.
-- Nancy Astor
Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
Elbert Hubbard
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.
David Letterman
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Earl Wilson
The most common form of marriage proposal:
"YOU'RE WHAT!?"
When you die you go to heaven. Until then welcome to hell!
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
A lot of people I know believe in positive thinking, and so do I. I believe everything positively stinks.
-Lew Col
Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill because they pissed me off.
If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
From the book of bad pickup-lines
Life's hard, wear a helmet
I smile because I don't know what's going on.
Everyone has the right to be stupid, but some people abuse the privilege.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains arouse me.
Sex is like a bridge game, if you don't have a good partner you had better have a good hand.
Psychology is the study of everyone's bull****.
I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool!
I don't discriminate, I hate everyone equally.
-Bling Bling
INCEST: A game the whole family can play.
Fubu shirt- $100 ; Rocca Wear sweatshirt- $80 ; Sean John hat- $50 ; Realizing you're white... Priceless.
The lesson is the struggle, not the victory.
Live for today because yesterdays are over and tomorrows may never come.
Success is never permanent and failure is never final.
Destiny is not a matter of chance; it’s a matter of choice.
When you can’t have what you want, it’s time to start wanting what you have.
You have not lived until you have done something for someone who cannot repay you.
The pessimist complains about the wind, the optimist expects it to change, and the realists adjusts the sails.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
10% of life is what happens to you, the other 90% is how you react to it.
If you never learn to face your fears, you’ll never learn to face life.
Fear is worse than the pain.
The road to success is always under construction
What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.
People can alter their lives by altering their attitude.
Never let your memories be greater than your dreams.
Worrying is like a rocking chair; it gives you something to do but it doesn’t get you anywhere.
A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out
Don’t wish upon a star, reach for one.
Dare to risk public criticism.
Nobody can make you inferior without you consent.
You have to walk through your nightmares to get to your dreams.
The starting point for improvement is to recognize the need.
Whether you think you can or can’t- you are right.
The biggest room in the world is the room for improvement.
The only thing you have to fear is not giving 100%.
Some people are so afraid of dying that they never begin to live.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Success is not measured by where you are in life but the obstacles you have overcome.
Don’t walk in front of me I may not follow, don’t walk behind me I may not lead, just walk beside me and be my friend.
Embrace change. True success can be defined by your ability to adapt to changing circumstances.
If you love someone, let them know today. You may never have the chance to again.
"How bout a little black dress?"~hannahshule
"I have a penis, not a vagina." ~munkustrap178
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