Favorite Sarah Palin Line- Page 2
Favorite Sarah Palin Line
#25re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 8:34amMy favorite isn't a line, but when she winks at the camera.
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
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#26re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 8:39amIf Al Gore had only winked, he'd still be president today.
#27re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 9:45am
I loved that she said nukyoolar 20 times in one answer.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#28re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 9:47am
I thought I would be happy with the prospect of an Edie McClurg presidency. 
#29re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 9:50amEdie and Marge Gunderson and Tina Fey are all I can think about when she speaks...she is such a cartoon.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#30re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 9:54amWere any of her six colleges in North Dakota or Wisconsin? What is up with that accent?
#31re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 9:58amThere was one answer where she flustered and made up a word, but I cant remember it...anyone?
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#32re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 10:03am
she does remind me of Marge Gunderson...though I doubt she has ever seen Fargo....it is too Elitist for her
When she said General McClellan I was like wow one of the Generals from the Civil War is talking about Afganistan...that's pretty amazing
"Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life. Define yourself"
#33re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 10:06amBut I bet she knows her way around a wood chipper!
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#34re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 10:09am
Lol, she just said McClellan at one point. I thought she was talking about Scott.
And doodle, I do remember her using the word "consonant" when she meant something else, but I can't remember what she was trying to say.
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#36re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 10:11amI'd vote for Marge Gunderson!
"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg."
-- Thomas Jefferson
#36re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 10:11amDRS, I heard that line also about McCain being the man that needs to leave...uh...LEAD our country. Ha.
#38re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 10:15am
Cal, I remember that...was it consummate that she meant?
I remember she ended a sentence with a completely made up word.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
#40re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:38am
My favorite lines of the night came from my friends' facebook status updates:
"Stacey admits that, although Palin is a ridiculous choice for VP, she is wearing a very nice suit."
And ...
"Allan thinks that for Sarah Palin's closing statement, she should have just looked right into the camera and said "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!"."
"I am open, and I am willing,
For to be hopeless would seem so strange.
It dishonors those who go before us,
So lift me up to the light of change."
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#41re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:40am
I want to be friends with your friend Allan.
My favorite for her badly timed, obviously rehearsed lines was "Aw say it ain`t so, Joe. There you go again pointing backwards again."
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#42re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:42am
"There ya go, Joe, lookin' backwards again!"
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
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#43re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:42amExcellent point, PJ. It was more like a Mad Lib than an organic part of a conversation.
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Borstalboy
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#44re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:46amAll this "folksy" crap! I kept expecting Opie's head to pop out of her ass at any moment.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
Auggie27
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/13/03
#45re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:50amLOL, Borstal.
"I'm a comedian, but in my spare time, things bother me." Garry Shandling
#46re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 11:58am
Sarahs favorite line?
The blow she did in the ladies room.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#48re: Favorite Sarah Palin Line
Posted: 10/3/08 at 12:03pm
Silly PJ! That's just her having some fun!
"Hey! This is what Jaahn's gonna look like after he hyas his stroke!"
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
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