Favorite Simpsons moments

[gertiecummings]

Posted: 1/10/10 at 8:00pm

Here are Hulu's choices:

http://www.hulu.com/collections/358

What are your others?

Mine:
"I am so smart, I am so smart"
"I am evil Homer! I am evil Homer!"
Their spoofs of Streetcar Named Desire and Hamlet
Every moment of Treehouse of Horror V

[strummergirl]

Posted: 1/10/10 at 8:09pm

"Who Needs The Kwik-E-Mart"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRUiEzoFoSU

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/10/10 at 11:07pm

"Homer's Phobia" with special guest star John Waters.

[StarStruckGB]

Posted: 1/10/10 at 11:25pm

HOMER:Aughh 20 dollars. I wanted a peanut!
CONSCIENCE: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts!
HOMER: Explain how.
CONSCIENCE: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.


Don't cry for me kids of Springfield...

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 2:47pm

Definitely the Evita parody with Lisa running for class president. They really nailed the parody.

When they are doing the makeover, where Evita sings: "So Christian Dior me" Lisa sings "So Osh Kosh Begosh me."

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:05pm

But the music was dreadful because Webber has no sense of humor. I found that episode flat, but it was very popular with folks on this board.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:12pm

Well every line Ralph has ever had is pure genius and I wouldn't be able to narrow it down. "It tastes like burning" is right up there.

But I think my alltime favorite moment is when Sherry Bobbins flies off and Barney looks up and says "Goodbye, Superman!" and then the plane hits her. Makes my sides hurt every single time.

Oh, and Crazy Cat Lady deserves a place in the hall of fame as well.

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:23pm

It's an old one, but my favorite is still the episode when they go to New York. So many great moments in that episode.

[clever name]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:41pm

Well every line Ralph has ever had is pure genius and I wouldn't be able to narrow it down.

Totally agree!!!

and I love every minute of the Brazil episode!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:42pm

"I bent my Wookie" and "It tastes like grandma's kisses" both rank up there in the Ralph Hall of Fame .

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:50pm

And just last night: "I'm a Star Wars."

[clever name]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:53pm

"I'm a Star Wars!"

LOL!! that really was a good one!

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 3:55pm

I was trying to think of what that line was. lol He looked adorable in that costume. If they ever put out a Ralph doll dressed as Princess Leia, I'd be first in line to buy it.

[Roscoe]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 4:00pm

The episode with Frank Grimes is probably my all-time favorite, one of the most savage satires on Americans that I can think of.

But nothing can quite come close to OH, STREETCAR!

[amalou]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 5:20pm

Any episode with Sideshow Bob.

I love Homer the Great:
Bart: What do they do there?
Homer: What don't they do? They do so many things, they never stop. Oh, the things they do there, my stars!
Lisa: You don't know what they do, do you, Dad?
Homer: Not as such, no.

[AEA AGMA SM]

Posted: 1/11/10 at 5:59pm

The entirety of the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge."

And Troy McClure starring in Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off as the Human (it's the part he was born to play).

And Mark Hamill starring in the dinner theatre's version of Guys and Dolls (This show is a conceptual nightmare. Nathan Detroit would never wear this, and this song's not even in the show).

[EVIE]

Posted: 1/12/10 at 4:57pm

Lisa: "Mom does so much for us...I'll give up buying Malibu Stacy clothes"
Bart: "And I'll take up smoking and give THAT up!"
Homer: "Good job boy, giving up smoking is the hardest thing you'll ever do. Here's a dollar."
Lisa: "But he didn't do anything!!"
Homer: "Didn't he, Lisa? Didn't he? Hey you're right, he didn't!"

LMAO!!

[StarStruckGB]

Posted: 1/12/10 at 5:10pm

Hulu reminded me how funny Pumpkin Atrocities was.
XD

[BDrischBDemented]

Posted: 1/12/10 at 5:19pm

One of my favorite Ralphisms is from the episode "Radioactive Man", where Ralph is in line to audition for the role of Fallout Boy and Lunchlady Doris is feeding him lines.

DORIS: At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?

RALPH: What's for lunch tomorrow?

DIRECTOR: Next!

RALPH: (confused) Chicken necks?

It doesn't translate so well to print, but his befuddled delivery of the line "Chicken necks?" always cracks me up.

This episode also gave us Ranier Wolfcastle's "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" line, something that a lot of people seemed to be implying upon seeing 3-D television at CES.

Updated On: 1/12/10 at 05:19 PM

[musikman]

Posted: 1/12/10 at 6:39pm

In the episode where the teachers at the school go on strike, Lisa is becoming deranged over not being able to be in school, and can only come up with two synonyms:

Lisa: Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! Aaaaaaaaahhhh!! (She runs out of the room, and Homer very gently turns around looking at her)

Homer: Well, it's always in the last place you looked.


2. Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

There are truly too many to count, but one has to mention the entirety of A Streetcar Named Marge.

[Jordan Catalano]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 12:16am

"White people have names like Lenny and black people have names like Carl"

[bethnor]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:39am

The entirety of the episode "A Streetcar Named Marge."

Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret
A stranger's just a friend you haven't met!
You haven't met!

Most of the early Halloween episodes. The one where Kodos and Kang kidnap/replace Dole/Clinton captures the spirit of modern American politics PERFECTLY.

REPORTER: "Senator Dole, why should we vote for you over President Clinton?"
KODOS: "It does not matter which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!"

KODOS (at rally): "Abortions for all!"
CROWD: BOOOOOO!!!
KODOS (tries again): "Very well. No abortions for anyone!"
CROWD: BOOOOOO!!!
KODOS (perplexed): "Hmmmmmm. Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others."
CROWD: YAAAAAY!!!

(Homer reveals the candidates as hideous monsters from space in front of large crowd):
KANG: "Well, it's true. We're aliens. What are you going to do about it? It's a two party system. You have to vote for one of us!"
CROWD MURMURS ("They're right!" "It IS a two party system!"), THEN ONE INTREPID VOTER: "Why, I believe I'll vote for an indepedent!"
KODOS: "HA HA HA! Go ahead! THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY!"

[Gothampc]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 10:52am

"2. Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

I've laughed at this line so many times that now I actually have to stop and think if the word is "impossible" or "unpossible."

[gertiecummings]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 2:18pm

(Homer pushing a cart up and down hills)
"Must kill Moe. WHEEEEEEEEE! Must kill Moe. WHEEEEEEEE! Must kill Moe......"

[EVIE]

Posted: 1/13/10 at 2:51pm

One of the many Halloween episodes:

Chief Wiggum: "You're under arrest for the murder of Moe Syzlac (sp?) and Apu Naha...sa...pas...just Moe, just Moe!"