Favorite Will & Grace Quotes...One Liners.

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 8:26am

I don't watch television per se. The only 3 shows I watch on regular network television are: GREY'S ANATOMY, BROTHERS & SISTERS and LOST. I watch everything else via DVD.

I recently revisited WILL & GRACE after a long hiatus. Such a laugh out loud funny show. They had some real zingers.

One of my favorite ones that literally had me in tears was from the episode which featured Michele Lee and Chita Rivera as closeted lesbian lovers.

KAREN: Oh, my G-dash-D. You'll never guess who's here!

JACK: [GASPS] Greg Evigan from TV's "BJ and the Bear," and then, after a brief hiatus, "My Two Dads"?

WILL: You know, I never realized just how gay both those titles are. It's a wonder he didn't go on to star in "Hey, Faggot!"

What are your favorites?

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 8:29am

My favorite episodes were the Sing-A-Long Sound Of Music, and the one where Jack & Grace go on antiques roadshow.

[D2]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 8:32am

Karen Walker (of course): Drive a car, drive a boat, drive a plane. What does it matter? As long as I'm drunk!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 8:45am

Karen: Hey, hey, hey. Come on. I know what guilt is. It's one of those touchy-feely words that people throw around that don't really mean anything... You know, like "maternal" or "addiction."

[Perfectly Marvelous]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 8:54am

Karen: Honey, you're simple, shallow, and a common whore. That's why we're soulmates.

And this one, although I'm not sure if this is the exact wording:

Karen: You wrote a bad play and you were molested: welcome to the theatre!

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 8:55am

All of those are great. Keep 'em coming!

[nygrl232]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 9:31am

Karen: Hey, what's going on here? I'm sensing a mood.
Grace: Well, Will thinks that I'm taking advantage of...
Karen: Yeah, save it honey. We'll crack it open later when we're desperate.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 10:03am

Cheryl: Mrs. Walker? Cheryl Bricker-Fossberg, Taylor and Hayden's mom.

Karen: I have no idea what you just said.

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 10:04am

It's great sitting here reading these. So funny.

[madbrian]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 10:06am

Karen: Oh, honey, you say potato, I say vodka.

Posted: 9/23/09 at 10:56am

Karen: "The Tonys aren't real awards. They just invented them to keep gay men off the street for a night."
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[Q]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:15am

Beverley Leslie to Karen:

"I thought I smelled gin and regret."

[Jon]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:26am

Karen to Jack:

Honey, you fell out of the Gay Tree and hit every Gay Branch on the way down...

...and you landed on a gay guy...

...and you did him.

[Reginald Tresilian]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:28am

BEVERLEY: You know, I had to speak up for you just now. The ladies were saying how sad and pathetic you are being all alone here without Stanley, but I defended you. I said, "She's a hophead, too."

[D2]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:35am

Karen: Good Lord. I can't believe I'm at a public pool. Why doesn't somebody just pee directly on me?

Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:40am

Jack: "What kind of father doesn't want a roadside manicure from his own son?"

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 1:21pm

Jack: Lesson for today: Though the eyes are the window to the soul, the zipper is the window to the underwear.

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 1:23pm

Ben Doucette: Let's talk wine. Karen, you have any preference?
Karen: Honey, I'd suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick, so you're asking the wrong gal.

[scott68]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 1:53pm

JACK: Stop worrying, she's just a maid.

KAREN: Just a maid? [GASPING] That's like saying that Pradas are just shoes, or vodka is just a morning beverage!

[Mister Matt]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 1:56pm

When playing Celebrity and without missing a beat...

Will: Bangs.

Grace: NANCY MCKEON!!

[Anakela]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 2:51pm

Karen: Your boyfriend's a big, flaming, feather wearing, man kissing, disco dancing, Vermont living, Christina Aguilera loving, Mykonos going, honey- take it on home.
Jack: Tom's queer, dear.
Karen: Merry Christmas!

And pretty much the entirety of the one where Neil Patrick Harris is the leader of the ex-gays group.

[scott68]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 2:55pm

Karen: It's a victimless crime, like tax evasion or public indecency!

[Yero my Hero]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:01pm

Jack: "What's that? It's a huff! I think I'll leave in it!" *stomps off*

[scott68]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:04pm

Karen: It's the oldest story in the book. Boy meets girl. Boy wants girl to do dominatrix film. Girl says, "Naked?" Boy says, "Yeah." Girl says, "No way." Boy says, "Okay how about you just wear this rubber dress and beat this old guy with a scrub brush?" Girl says, "How hard?"

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:24pm

Karen: Love ya like a cold sore!