#26
Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:32pm
Lorraine Finster: I'd like you to have your things out by tomorrow, alright?
Karen: I'd like you to eat me.
Karen: I'd like you to eat me.
Favorite Will & Grace Quotes...One Liners. — Page 2
#27
Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:36pm
Will (to Grace): "You don't need to lose to have fun. You're not France."
"They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!" -Troll 2
Updated On: 9/23/09 at 03:36 PM
#28
Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:38pm
Karen: "It's a cult, I tell ya. Mm-hmm, just like the Moonies or the homosexuals or the elderly."
#29
Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:39pm
KAREN: For a scheming, husband-stealing, skanky whore, you're good people.
Updated On: 9/23/09 at 03:39 PM
#30
Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:43pm
[Will and Jack have bought a place in the country and are now trying to escape their crazy neighbours]
Will: Come on, Jack, let's try the back door.
Jack: Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this!
Will: Come on, Jack, let's try the back door.
Jack: Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#31
Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:50pm
Karen: I'm not good or real...I'm evil and imaginary
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
BroadwayBoobs: I'll give all of you who weren't there a hint of who took the pictures ...it rhymes with shameless
SOMMS: I knew it was Tink!
#32
Posted: 9/23/09 at 5:19pm
JACK: Shut up, Patti LuPone! Shut your brassy, magnificent trap! I don't wanna hear you sing. I don't wanna cut your hair. And I certainly don't wanna hear you singing while I'm cutting your hair! Got it?! Now I'm talking to my best friend, so stand back, Buenos Aires!
#33
Posted: 9/23/09 at 6:06pm
WILL [To Ben Dussett]: Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like that?
#34
Posted: 9/23/09 at 6:16pm
And pretty much the entirety of the one where Neil Patrick Harris is the leader of the ex-gays group.
That one was hilarious.
That one was hilarious.
KFTC!!!!!
#35
Posted: 9/23/09 at 6:26pm
Bobbi Adler: "See? No panty line, because no...panties." (That one works due to the brilliant delivery of Debbie Reynolds)
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#36
Posted: 9/23/09 at 9:31pm
Grace: That's not fair!!!
Bobbi Adler: Neither is my cottage cheese ass!!!
Bobbi Adler: Neither is my cottage cheese ass!!!
Cheyenne Jackson tickled me. AFTER ordering SoMMS a drink but NOT tickling him, and hanging out with Girly in his dressing room (where he DIDN'T tickle her) but BEFORE we got married. To others. And then he tweeted Boobs. He also tweeted he's good friends with some chick on "The Voice" who just happens to be good friends with Tink's ex. And I'm still married. Oh, and this just in: "Pettiness, spite, malice ....Such ugly emotions... So sad." - After Eight, talking about MEEEEEEEE!!! I'm so honored! :-)
#37
Posted: 9/23/09 at 9:51pm
Some of my favorite exchanges were between Karen and Candy Pruett (Christine Ebersole).
(Candy (Ebersole) enters the sauna where Karen is.
Candy: Karen love,it is your voice I heard. I thought that someone was strangling an old macaw.
Karen:Candy, I can't believe you're up and around. I guess a mad scientist has to hit a wall at some point.
Candy: As much as I'd love to stay here and sweat with the oldies, I'm getting a little woozy from all the boozy seeping from your enlarged pores.
Karen: Oh honey they're not enlarged, they're just in shock over your hair color.
Candy: Karen, P.S. Sasha in electrolysis just got a weed whacker. I guess she can tackle those legs of yours.
That is one of my favorite episodes.
(Candy (Ebersole) enters the sauna where Karen is.
Candy: Karen love,it is your voice I heard. I thought that someone was strangling an old macaw.
Karen:Candy, I can't believe you're up and around. I guess a mad scientist has to hit a wall at some point.
Candy: As much as I'd love to stay here and sweat with the oldies, I'm getting a little woozy from all the boozy seeping from your enlarged pores.
Karen: Oh honey they're not enlarged, they're just in shock over your hair color.
Candy: Karen, P.S. Sasha in electrolysis just got a weed whacker. I guess she can tackle those legs of yours.
That is one of my favorite episodes.
"The sexual energy between the mother and son really concerns me!"-random woman behind me at Next to Normal
"I want to meet him after and bang him!"-random woman who exposed her breasts at Rock of Ages, referring to James Carpinello
#38
Posted: 9/23/09 at 10:33pm
Grace: Look, Karen, I'm sorry, but taking care of children is a huge responsibility. It's more "Tickle Me, Elmo" and less... ?Let's fill Elmo up with drugs and smuggle him across the border."
"I wouldn't let Esparza's Bobby take my kids to the zoo...I'd be afraid he'd steal their ice cream and laugh."- YankeeFan
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
"People who like Sondheim enjoy cruelty."-LuvtheEmcee
#39
Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:38pm
Rosario: You better watch it, lady, or the next time you take a bath it'll be rub-a-dub-dub I dropped the blender in the tub.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
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