Favorite Will & Grace Quotes...One Liners.- Page 2

[chris d]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:32pm

Lorraine Finster: I'd like you to have your things out by tomorrow, alright?

Karen: I'd like you to eat me.

[spiderdj82]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:36pm

Will (to Grace): "You don't need to lose to have fun. You're not France."

Updated On: 9/23/09 at 03:36 PM

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:38pm

Karen: "It's a cult, I tell ya. Mm-hmm, just like the Moonies or the homosexuals or the elderly."

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:39pm

KAREN: For a scheming, husband-stealing, skanky whore, you're good people.
Updated On: 9/23/09 at 03:39 PM

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:43pm

[Will and Jack have bought a place in the country and are now trying to escape their crazy neighbours]
Will: Come on, Jack, let's try the back door.
Jack: Will Truman! Coming on to me at a time like this!

[MotorTink]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 3:50pm

Karen: I'm not good or real...I'm evil and imaginary

[Anastasia_Beaverhausen]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 5:19pm

JACK: Shut up, Patti LuPone! Shut your brassy, magnificent trap! I don't wanna hear you sing. I don't wanna cut your hair. And I certainly don't wanna hear you singing while I'm cutting your hair! Got it?! Now I'm talking to my best friend, so stand back, Buenos Aires!

[Marquise]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 6:06pm

WILL [To Ben Dussett]: Does it hurt your back to kiss your own ass like that?

[StockardFan]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 6:16pm

And pretty much the entirety of the one where Neil Patrick Harris is the leader of the ex-gays group.

That one was hilarious.

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 6:26pm

Bobbi Adler: "See? No panty line, because no...panties." (That one works due to the brilliant delivery of Debbie Reynolds)

[D2]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 9:31pm

Grace: That's not fair!!!

Bobbi Adler: Neither is my cottage cheese ass!!!

[Bettyboy72]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 9:51pm

Some of my favorite exchanges were between Karen and Candy Pruett (Christine Ebersole).

(Candy (Ebersole) enters the sauna where Karen is.

Candy: Karen love,it is your voice I heard. I thought that someone was strangling an old macaw.
Karen:Candy, I can't believe you're up and around. I guess a mad scientist has to hit a wall at some point.
Candy: As much as I'd love to stay here and sweat with the oldies, I'm getting a little woozy from all the boozy seeping from your enlarged pores.
Karen: Oh honey they're not enlarged, they're just in shock over your hair color.
Candy: Karen, P.S. Sasha in electrolysis just got a weed whacker. I guess she can tackle those legs of yours.

That is one of my favorite episodes.

[RockabyeHamlet]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 10:33pm

Grace: Look, Karen, I'm sorry, but taking care of children is a huge responsibility. It's more "Tickle Me, Elmo" and less... ?Let's fill Elmo up with drugs and smuggle him across the border."

[scott68]

Posted: 9/23/09 at 11:38pm

Rosario: You better watch it, lady, or the next time you take a bath it'll be rub-a-dub-dub I dropped the blender in the tub.