Favourite Monty Python Sketch Or Quote?- Page 2

[clever name]

Posted: 9/22/08 at 7:57pm

I love Hells Grannies. Thank God for box sets, ya?

[gilliane]

Posted: 9/22/08 at 8:12pm

This is an impossible question, there are far too many to choose from. When I was in high school my friend and I used to quote the "Been shopping? No, been shopping" bit all the time, much to the annoyance of our other friends. For years I had "message for you, sir" from Holy Grail as my new mail sound. And I currently have the Lumberjack song as a ring tone, and "I'd like to have an argument" as my ringback tone. And once I went into a cheese shop that was completely out of cheese - and the owner had no clue why we thought this was so funny.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/22/08 at 8:27pm

I have the 'message for you, sir!' sound effect for my email, too!

And, erm, I was King Arthur from Holy Grail for Halloween two years ago. With coconuts. And I'm a girl. I think I may need help.

Interesting so many people should bring up the 'no, I've been shopping!' line. I always quote that, and no one seems to know what it's from. "Hello, Mrs. Gorilla." "Hello, Mrs. Non-gorilla."

[clever name]

Posted: 9/22/08 at 8:28pm

The Knights Who Say Ni was my ringtone! The whole office knew the routine after a while and would say it along every time I got a call!

[killertofu333]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 12:28am

"I'm the black KNIGHT...I'm INVINCIBLE!!!!---Monty Python, The Holy Grail

As blood spurts from both arms and his right leg. So F-ing funny!!!!!

Updated On: 9/23/08 at 12:28 AM

[withoutlovewithoutU]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 9:24am

"Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat's piss."
"WHAT?!"
"I ... I merely meant, Your Majesty, that you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark."

The Oscar Wilde sketch

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 3:09pm

I rather liked it when he said that her Majesty was like a dose of the clap, myself.

[The Grovers Corners Yenta]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 3:23pm

" I would like to purchase an argument."

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 3:30pm

A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.
M: What?!
A: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.
M: Yes, but that was never five minutes, just now. Oh come on!
A: (Hums)
M: Look, this is ridiculous.
A: I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!
M: Oh, all right.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 3:32pm

Changed my mind:

I'm afraid I have no choice but to sell you all for scientific experiments.

Updated On: 9/23/08 at 03:32 PM

[Roscoe]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 3:33pm

"Oh, intercourse the penguin!"

[clever name]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 3:55pm

[Roscoe]

Posted: 9/23/08 at 4:02pm

"What sad times are these when passing ruffians can say "Ni!" at will to old ladies."