That premiere episode was truly something else and it's all I've been able to think about this morning!
Robert (Prince Charming, ha!) is so painfully bland and lifeless that I don't know how they chose him. Did no one think to do a screen test, or I don't know, converse with him for five minutes???
The contestants, with few exceptions, are one cringeworthy embarrassment after another. One favorite moment was when the hairdresser told Robert that he was even more beautiful on the inside than the outside- after being in his presence for like 3 hours!
The black tie ceremony was so awkward; it looked like Robert was placing a noose around each of their necks.
But, it was like the old cliche of an train wreck you can't look away from and I can't wait for next week!
Marie: Don't be in such a hurry about that pretty little chippy in Frisco.
Tony: Eh, she's a no chip!