Fortune Cookies....in bed.

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Fortune Cookies....in bed.

Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:01pm

Have you all ever done this? I went out to dinner (PeiWei) with some friends 2 nights ago one of them told us that you're supposed to put "IN BED" at the end of every 'fortune' in your fortune cookie (for sick/immature pleasure). Have you all ever done this? I was so excited about it that I even made a collage...because I have nothing better to do.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:02pm

yeah, it definitely changes the meaning of some fortunes...

::bust a move::

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:04pm

My first one for the night:
"Good things come in small packages." Yikes.

I say "first one" because...I had 5. Yeah, so much for that diet. -_-

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:06pm

i never eat more than 1... i feel like it takes away from the chance of the fortune being true... cuz im that gullible and superstitious :P

::bust a move::

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:08pm

...seeing how all of these were given sexual connotations...I'm doubting that any of them would come true.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:17pm

my dad told me about this when I was nine. I don't think I even understood what it meant but I still laughed... it was also in an episode of Queer as Folk season 4 to add "in bed" to each fortune... it almost always works out to make sense...

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:27pm

parks, you have WAY too much time on your hands. shouldn't you be in school or at summer camp or something?

RIP glebby <3

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 4:59pm

I am currently in summer school until Tuesday (I have an effing HUGE amount of work due tomorrow, WHICH I have not done. One of the items is to watch a 4 hour version of Hamlet and write summaries of each act. -_-) and I leave for camp (a 2nd session) in a week from today.

I have too much time on my hands because I don't sleep at night. (That collage was made at about...1 or 2 in the morning). Sleep is for the weak.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

Updated On: 6/19/05 at 04:59 PM

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Posted: 6/19/05 at 5:21pm

I remember at my old church, our youth intern told us that because he would come with my friends and I out to eat chinese so it was funny at the time.

I remember once I got a fortune cookie that read :

"You look pretty"

and thinking of the "...in bed" made me crack up a bit, lol.

I don't WANT to live in what they call "a certain way." In the first place I'd be no good at it and besides that I don't want to be identified with any one class of people. I want to live every whichway, among all kinds---and know them---and understand them---and love them---THAT's what I want! - Philip Barry (Holiday)

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 12:45am

It's also quite fun to do to movie titles!

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=13865158 please =D

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Posted: 6/21/05 at 12:54am

Sixteen Candles...in bed.

Meh, I guess?

Batman Returns...in bed.

"If it walks like a Parks, if it wobbles like a Parks, then it's definitely fat and nobody loves it." --MA

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