Fred Phelps' Church Ordered to Pay $2.9 Million For Picketing Funeral- Page 3

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 8:57pm

Maybe, but who photoshopped "God Hates Fags" on her sweater?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:02pm

seriously, the photo's credited and everything on the sun's website. i'm the most vicious critic of the media, but c'mon. unless of course y'all are just being facetious and i'm taking this all too seriously.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:04pm

Yeah, Papa, I realized that. I guess it's just my eyes. It's not that I thought the sign was photoshopped, I just thought the foreground and background didn't jibe for some reason. And yeah, the hands look weird, too. The fact that it was on the Sun's page made me think it must just be me, but I still maintain something looks off with it.

As for the actual issue, it really just makes me sad and upset. I hate this sh*t so much, and I hate the fact that we are essentially helpless to do anything about it. Yeah, yeah, free speech and all, but with each passing day I find my fuse getting shorter and shorter with homobigotry.

Seriously, if the whackjob Jesus people are going to go after people violating the laws of the bible, can't they move on to sabbath workers or ass coveters? Why the **** do they care so much about what makes us candidates for hell? All all the ****ing things that may or may bot piss off the genie in the sky why is it that it's homosexuality that's the one that apparently pisses him off the most?

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:06pm

not to be too picky, but um aren't they going after the "ass coveters"?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:09pm

not to be too picky, but um aren't they going after the "ass coveters"?

As Namo would say, "a true LOL moment." Yes, you're right. Replace that will shellfish eaters.

I think I have to just focus on the weirdness of the picture, because I'm fed the f*ck up with taking it seriously. Seriously. I think about this all time. We get it, crazy Jesus people. We're going to burn for eternity in the lake of fire. Now would you please just leave me the f*ck alone so I can try to live my life. I wonder if some of these people might cut me some slack if they knew how infrequently I was actually getting some hot mansex.
Updated On: 10/31/07 at 09:09 PM

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:14pm

Wait a minute. There's a lake of fire? How does that work? Is there never any ice skating?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:16pm

I know that I'm going to annoy everyone at the lake of fire because I'll be making up songs about it to the tune of "Ring of Fire." My hellmates are gonna hate me.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:18pm

fwiw, had you been able to avoid the ring of fire, ya might not be swimming in the lake of fire.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:19pm

I'm looking forward to it!

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:19pm

Ironically enough, I don't even like ass sex.

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:21pm

I once saw this fantastic het porn film back in the '80s that had this superb western campfire scene with Wall of Voodoo's version of "Ring of Fire" on the soundtrack. Sublime.

God hates straight porn fans, I suppose.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:22pm

My favorite het porn was The Flintobones. I wonder if I could find that on dvd.

[HDThoreau2]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:36pm

Wait until the punitive damages hit.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:41pm

I was perusing my favorite video porn site and I went to the Straight section to see if they had The Flintbones. They don't.

I gotta say, I thought I was freaky, but there are some subcategories in the straight section that are just baffling to me. What the hell is Asian Mosaic (or Asian Unmosaic, which they also have?) Or Gonzo? You straights do cater to a more diverse crowd, though. You have a Wheelchair category. We boys do not.

Submale is another one? Anyone? Papa? I really don't understand straight sex.
Updated On: 10/31/07 at 09:41 PM

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:43pm

that's because you're differently-abled-phobic c*cks*ckers! stop the hate!

[FindingNamo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:43pm

Treasure Island Media would be the gay equivalent of Gonzo.

[tazber]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:44pm

Bareback?

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:47pm

Namo, you are the best! I learn so much from you. Papa, not so much.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 9:49pm

burn in hell, phyllis, burn in hell.

[Phyllis Rogers Stone]

Posted: 10/31/07 at 10:10pm

I wonder why they use the word Gonzo. And if that term was coined before or after the muppet.

[DG]

Posted: 11/1/07 at 2:39am

"Doesn't anyone think they are being put in dangerous postions?"

Please! Who's going to attack them?

There's a reason you don't hear anything about 'straight-bashings'.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/1/07 at 3:08am

I've seen Gonzo Porn and it was somewhat disturbing, but I'm telling you, that Kermit Porn makes me sick.

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/1/07 at 7:12am

tsk, its gettin so where a good clean white christian man cant hang a noose wherever he wants to!

[orangeskittles]

Posted: 11/1/07 at 7:33am

Gonzo filmmaking

[iHeartMyGeek]

Posted: 11/1/07 at 7:54am

How did this thread get from Fred Phelps to porn? Isn't that kind of...paradoxical, really?