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[Aigoo]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:26am

[Rachel looks at her ultrasound]

Rachel: Ross, I still don't see it!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:38am

Aahaha the Thanksgiving Football episode is a great one!

Dutch Girl: Hello! I'm Dutch.
Joey: Ohh, I'm Joey! (LMAO!!!!!!!!)
Dutch Girl: I'm Mar-ha (sp?).
Joey: I'm sorry Dutch, I didn't quite catch that?

Chandler: Hey Joey...where do Dutch people come from?
Joey: Well the uhh..Pennsylvania Dutch come from Pennsylvania.
Chandler: ..And the rest of the Dutch? I believe they come from a placed called..the Netherlands?
Joey: Psshh, nice try. [to Dutch Girl] See, the Netherlands is this make-believe place where Peter Pan and all his friends live...
Ross: ...Ok, enough of Geography For The Insane, the clock's ticking and (trails off cuz I don't remember the rest of his line)

[thetheatrekook]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:46am

I'm a big fan of the "Chandler Bing is a complex fellow who is unlikely to take a wife!"

[Unknown User]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:53am

Scattered Snippets Regarding Chandler's Third Nipple:

Chandler: Nono, flicking my third nipple actually opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.

Ross: Whip it out! Whip it out!

Joey: Aww, you told me it was a nubbin!
Chandler: Wh--what did you think a nubbin was?!
Joey: Idunno!! You see something, you hear a word...::shrugs:: It's nubbin!

Chandler: Got me a little nubbinectomy. Two nipples, no waiting!
Monica: Heh. That's just like Rachel in high school.
Rachel: Heeeyyy!!
Monica: Oh c'mon, that was an obvious one.
Chandler: That WAS an obvious one...and I didn't get it....*realizes* ::pats chest:: The source of all my powers....oh dear God what have I done??!

[Jon]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 9:51am

Monica: Joey, are you wearing makeup?
Joey: Yes, because I am now an "actor slash model".
Ross: Funny - you look like a "man slash woman".

Phoebe: Look at the cool maternity pants I found at the thrift store.
Monica: Those aren't maternity pants, they're Santa pants.
Phoebe: What?
Monica: They are Santa Claus's pants!
Phoebe: You're crazy. There was even a list of baby names in the pocket. Look - there's two columns - the good ones and the bad... oh my God!

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:51am

when everyone is watching Ursulas porn movie and phoebe walks in:
Phoebe: "oh, my god, WHAT AM I DOING!?!?!"


when monica and chandler are rearranging CDs:
Chandler: "honey, we are so made for each other. we both have copies of the annie soundtrack!"
Monica: "..both yours Chandler!"

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 11:56am

Chandler to Joey - "You are on in five Miss Minnelli".

[cookie2]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 12:13pm

Monica - "I need a plan, a plan to get over my man. What's the opposite of man? JAM. "

Joey - "Hey Rach, remember when you were a kid and your mom would drop you off (dont' remember where) with a jar of jam and a spoon"
Rachel - "you're so pretty"

Chandler - "i'm very very glad we're going to have all the sex"
Phoebe - "you should be. I'm very bendy"

one of my all time faves:

Joey comes in dancing around the table and singing "oh mama, oh daddy, i am a big ol' baddy"
one of the girls says "i guess Joey got the part"
Chandler - "Either that or Gloria Estefan was right, and eventually the Rythm IS gonna get-cha"

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 12:16pm

Phoebe to a dish of human embryos - "Oh - and if the next time you see me I am screaming, don't worry - that's what's supposed to happen".

Updated On: 12/30/05 at 12:16 PM

[cookie2]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 12:18pm

When Ross goes to the costume store at the last minute to try and find a Santa costume:

Costume shop guy: Hi, are you here to return those pants?
Ross: no...these are...my pants.

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 12:21pm

editing cookies:


Joey - "Hey Rach, remember when you were a kid and your mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a spoon"
Rachel - "you're so pretty"



the holiday armadillo:
Ben: "are you here for Hannukah, too b/c im part jewish!"
Ross: "you are!?! me, too!"
Monica: *whispers* "why, b/c armadillos also wandered in the desert??"

Updated On: 12/30/05 at 12:21 PM

[cookie2]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 12:24pm

thanks for the edit!!! I didn't know the exact thing, but I love that episode!!!

[cheezedoodle]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 1:05pm

Chandler - "Aw c-mon! A thirty foot inflatable dog is loose over Manhattan! How often does THAT happen!?"

Pheobe - (as they rush to the roof) - "Almost never!"

[ihearttheatre]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 1:23pm

Joey: "...It's a moo point."
[group stares]
Rachel:"A what?"
Joey: "It's like a cow's opinion. It's just...moo."

[JLSatUD]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 1:58pm

Chandler : "I'm not great with advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"


Rachel: And for your information, it doesn't happen to all men! It's not OK! And it is a big deal!
Chandler: I knew it!


Will (Brad Pitt): Look at her holding those yams. Those are our two worst enemies, Ross - Rachel Green and complex carbohydrates.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:24pm

I love when they're discussing the pronunciation of last names ending in "-man" and Chandler says to Phoebe: "It's not his name. It's not like - Joe Spiderman."
And then Phoebe goes on to say something about Goldman and how cool it would be to have a gold man superhero.

[opiv]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:30pm

Ross:How bout ruth, i like ruth.
Rachel: o im sorry, are we giving birth to an 89 year old?

and when chandler is giving monica a piggyback ride home

Monica:Where are the boots? Do you have them?
Chandler:Why dont you check my saddle bag while i chew on a bale of hay.

[cookie2]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 2:53pm

after Rachel gives Joey a copy of Little Women
Joey - "So Rach, how little are these women...like SCARY little??"

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 3:11pm

i dont remember the words exactly, but something like:

rachel: "hey, do you guys have any fabric?"
chandler: "oh, yeah, weve got linen, lace, silk, felt.....(pause) i think my testicles are in here, too"



Monica calling rachels mom who she forgot to invite to the baby shower:
monica: "please, please, can you come? it starts at 4:00."
mrs green: "ok, ill see you at 4."
monica: "ok, great"
[hangs up phone]
phoebe: "isnt it at 3?"
monica: "son of a bitch!"

Updated On: 12/30/05 at 03:11 PM

[EVIE]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 4:31pm

During the Thanksgiving Football game when one of the guys throws Pheebs the ball and it hits her in the chest and she goes "Ow, broken boob!". And my favorite scene of all time is when Ross, Chandler and Monica are trying to get the couch up the stairs and Ross starts screaming "PIVOT!". Love that part!

[TheBoyfromChi]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 4:36pm

Oh I love this thread....

Reporter: I like that. what's your name?
Phoebe: Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.

Joey: She thinks she's the greatest actress since... since... sliced bread.
Chandler: Ah yes, sliced bread. A wonderful Lady Macbeth.

Phoebe: You're trying to remember where you know me from? All right, I'll give you a hint... FROM PORN. Yeah, your pervert boyfriend watched me in a porno movie.

(And from my one of my favorites, with Christina Applegate)
Monica: So is this your first time seeing Emma?
Amy: Yeah, I think so. (To Phoebe) Hi, Emma.
Phoebe: Phoebe.
Amy: That's a funny noise.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 4:46pm

I second the one with the embryos being the best episode.
And the funniest thing is Joey gets some of THE best lines, getting to deliver Monica's real high school nickname ("Big Fat Goalie") and also Rachel's favorite movie secretly being "Weekend at Bernies."

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 5:50pm

my two FAVORITE episodes were thanksgiving episodes.

the one with Brad Pitt:
Will (Brad): I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Green, Queen Rachel, does whatever she wants in little old Rachel-land. ("hair flip")

and the episode with Christina Applegate as Rachel's sister:
Rachel: I haven't seen you in like, a year or longer!
Amy (Christina): Oh I know I know, I've just been crazed.
Rachel: Oh, well, I had a baby.
Amy: (ignoring) I decorated Dad's office.
Rachel: Ah yeah, well, unless you pushed a desk out of your vagina, not the same thing.

Rachel: She is unbelievable.
Ross: I know! A PhD is just as good as an MD.
Rachel: Yeah, oh sure Ross, yeah. If I have a heart attack at a restaurant I want you there with a fossil brush!

Amy: I swear, it's not even worth dating married guys.
Ross: Don't say that!

Amy: You know what would be incredible? If you guys died!
Ross: Thank you Amy!
Amy: No, no, then I would get the baby! It would be just like a movie. At first I wouldn't know what to do with her and then I would rise to the occasion and then I'd get a make over and then I'd get married!
Phoebe: (clapping) That's a great movie!

Rachel: You decorate Dad's office and now you're a decorator? Ok... I went to the zoo yesterday, and now I'm a koala bear!

Amy: You've always been like this. You've always had to have everything and I couldn't have anything. Like in junior high when you stole Timmy from me... do you even realize how much that hurt me?
Rachel: Timmy was my boyfriend! And you made out with him!
Amy: Oh come on, that was 20 years ago, get over it.

(punches thrown between Rachel and Amy and Monica freaks out about the wedding china being used that could break)
Monica: FORGET THE BUBBLE WRAP! THERE ISN'T TIME!!

Updated On: 12/30/05 at 05:50 PM

[Aigoo]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 5:57pm

Zepka, from that Christina Applegate episode, the later credits when Chandler is very proud of being...4th or 5th in line for Emma or something, and he goes over to change Emma's diaper very brazenly. And then the diaper bag gets caught on the chair and just SHATTERS ALL the china plates.

[zepka102]

Posted: 12/30/05 at 6:00pm

yeah, i wrote it really quick... i worded it wrong... i've seen the episode MILLIONS of times