Friends quotes- Page 4

[opiv]

Posted: 1/1/06 at 1:30am

Uh, just one line.

"I WANNA QUIT THE GYM."

"dont you want washboard abs and rock hard pecks?"
"NO, i want a flabby guy and saggy man breast!!!"

ahh i love this show

[cabarethed]

Posted: 1/1/06 at 1:40am

Monica: i KNOW!!!

Joey: We're bracelet buddies!
Chandler: That's what they'll say!!

Phoebe: Ok, now I'm going to kick some ass! *stops Monica and Rachel from flicking each other by grabbing their ears*
You know, if we were in jail, you guys would be like my bitches.

Joey: (sees Chandler in a thong, hiding in the men's room stall) Someone's flossing!
Ross: What's going on?
Joey: Chandler's wearing panties!
Ross: Let me see!
Chandler: No no no, you don't have to see...
Ross: Hi tushie!

Rachel: Guess what?
Chandler: The fifth dentist caved and now they're all recommending Trident?

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 1/1/06 at 12:40pm

when monicas doing karaoke
phoebe: "can you totally see through her shirt?"
mike: "like an X ray. bad day not to wear a bra!"

[JACXR71]

Posted: 1/2/06 at 7:05pm

Such a good episode on WGN right now - the one where Phoebe and Chandler go shopping for a wedding ring for Monica, and Phoebe tries on all the jewelry...you see her in a tiara, holding a scepter, telling the guy "now bring me my royal ring" or something like that. Then she runs out with the jewelry and the metal bars come down, and she yells "let me out...(points an antique rifle at the clerk)...NOW!" Love her.

[YankeesFan175]

Posted: 1/26/06 at 7:50pm

bumping this b/c i just saw a really funny one, the episode with winona rider (sp?)

melissa(rider):"were you ever in a sorority phoebe?"
phoebe: "oh yeah, i was in, uh, 'thi beta tampon'"
melissa: "what one?"
phoebe: "oh yeah we were really huge! but they had to shut us down when regina phalangie died of alcohol poisoning,"
melissa: "isnt it a shame when one girl just ruins it for the whole bunch"

[meagan9848]

Posted: 1/26/06 at 11:13pm

Monica: Quick! Chandler, where are your tools??
Chandler: Ohhhh, I left them on my bulldozer...

[meagan9848]

Posted: 1/27/06 at 12:03am

and...

Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey doesn't share food...just the other day we were having breakfast and Joey had a few grapes on his plate...
Pheobe (to Joey): You wouldn't give her some grapes?
Rachel: No no...not me...EMMA!