From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!

[colleen_lee]

From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#1

Posted: 11/2/07 at 7:07am

http://www.azcentral.com/ent/celeb/articles/1101owenarmstrong-CR.html

"You just can't win. Ever. Look at the bright side, at least you are not stuck in First Wives Club: The Musical. That would really suck. " --Sueleen Gay

[dramarama2]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#2

Posted: 11/2/07 at 7:09am

wtf?!?!?!?!

What does she see in him? His personality and strong biking legs...coz it sure as hell ain't his "package"...

A little known fact is that in the original screenplay, Pan's Labyrinth was Pan's FLAByrinth. Hmmmmmmm...glad they changed it.

[tazber]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#2

Posted: 11/2/07 at 8:42am

some of the comments on that page were quite funny. "uni-ball"!
LOL!

....but the world goes 'round

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#3

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:26am

Stay healthy, Ash! He dumps 'em when they get sickly, ya know. Be a healthy paparazzi magnet - that's all he asks.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[tazber]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#4

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:41am

She's already sickly

....but the world goes 'round

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#5

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:42am

No, that's her cooler sis.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[tazber]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#6

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:44am

I gets 'em confused :-P

....but the world goes 'round

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#7

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:45am

It would be easier if they'd both stick to one hair color, different than the other.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[mauriposa]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#8

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:47am

It's ok, Taz. I had them confused too. Which makes this even more confusing news. If Mary-Kate is the screwed-up one, wouldn't that make Ashley the normal one?

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#9

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:51am

I just call Mary-Kate the interesting one.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[Borstalboy]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#10

Posted: 11/2/07 at 10:57am

I'd say this is a step down from Matthew McCaunegay.

"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.” ~ Muhammad Ali

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#11

Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:06am

He wasn't getting enough press hanging out with Matt.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[DottieD'Luscia]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#12

Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:10am

I don't really mind the Olsen twins, it's Lance Armstrong I can't stand.

Hey Dottie! Did your colleagues enjoy the cake even though your cat decided to sit on it? ~GuyfromGermany

[tazber]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#13

Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:11am

He treated my girl Sheryl pretty bad. That's when I started to dislike him.

....but the world goes 'round

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#14

Posted: 11/2/07 at 11:17am

He wasn't dislikable when he dumped the wife who nursed him through cancer treatments for the famous g/f? I admit he became even more dislikable when he dumped Crow when she got sick (and I'm not a fan of hers either, for the record), but he was pretty skeezy before that, no?

Ashley does seem to have a daddy thing, I hope he doesn't break her heart.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[orangeskittles]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#15

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:39pm

You hope he doesn't break her heart? She's had more tabloid romances than he has, I seriously doubt she's taking the relationship as seriously as you seem to believe.

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#16

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:41pm

I seriously doubt I'm taking this thread as seriously as you seem to believe.

We don't know these people! We're having fun! Lighten up!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[tazber]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#17

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:44pm

But his first wife wasn't famous and therefore not worth my being bothered with rath. DUH!
Now when he messed with the Crow, **** changed.

....but the world goes 'round

[orangeskittles]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#18

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:46pm

This is hardly the first time you've spoken in defense of trashy young blonde celebutards, so how was I to know that this time, you weren't just as serious as all the other cases?

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

[StickToPriest]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#19

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:46pm

Lance Armstrong is a tool.

"One no longer loves one's insight enough once one communicates it."

The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#20

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:48pm

Really, skittles, you need to relax a bit.

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

[orangeskittles]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#21

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:53pm

Why, because I'm bringing up something you want to pretend isn't true?

Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how

[soapguy17]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#22

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:55pm

I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

[tazber]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#23

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:57pm

Is that supposed to be shaped like Ashley soapy?
LOL

....but the world goes 'round

[Rathnait62]

re: From Sheryl Crow to... Ashley Olsen?!?!#24

Posted: 11/2/07 at 2:59pm

"Why, because I'm bringing up something you want to pretend isn't true?"

No. I'm not that invested in a message board. What I've said in the past is what I've said, and if it all means that much to you, there's nothing I can do about it.

But thanks for sucking all the fun out of this thread!

Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson