This may be the sketchiest news of the day. Poor Ashley, so naive!
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/16/05
Damn skittles, is Lance your Uncle or something?
Calm the eff down.
lance armstrong is a star fu*cking whore who sold his soul to satan to survive cancer. the bike races he just used steroids to win. i hope that once ashley learns how to mainline hgh (which can be the only reason she'd ever be interested in him), she drops him like a used tampon.
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