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#26

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Posted: 10/10/04 at 4:55pm

Glebb...........I played Vera Charles in a production of Mame. I was damn good!

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#27

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Posted: 10/10/04 at 9:21pm

"It hurts!"
-Sarah Jessica Parker "Hocus Pocus"

#28

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Posted: 10/10/04 at 10:12pm

Gotta love Hocus Pocus

"You know I always wanted a child and now I think I'll have one. ON TOAST!!!!"
Bette Midler "Hocus Pocus"

"Explain What?"
Sarah Jessica Parker "Hocus Pocus"

"I'm a mog. Half-man Half-dog. I'm my own Best Friend"
Barf "Spaceballs"

#29

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Posted: 10/10/04 at 10:28pm

There was a scene from Blazing Saddles where Mel Brooks is an Indian and starts speaking Yiddish. I crack up every time I see that scene.

"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.

#30

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 4:34am

Dharma: Wait, can you see me?
Greg: Um, yeah.
Dharma: Man, I totally misunderstood that whole "groom can't see the bride in her wedding dress" thing.

I starred in a short film called Magnetic Personality. Check it out!

#31

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 5:46am

The Stepford Wives remake:

"This book told me to celebrate the life our lord Jesus Christ. With yarn."

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#32

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 12:07pm

THE WOMEN:

"Get me a bromide!...... and put some gin in it!"

"Well, cheer up, Mary; living alone has its compensations. Heaven knows it's marvelous being able to spread out in bed like a swastika."

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#33

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 12:14pm

"Ach ,yer mudder rides a vacuum cleaner!"
"Hansel? Hansel?"
(The Bugs Bunny Hansel & Gretel w Witch Hazel)

#34

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 12:16pm

ALL ABOUT EVE:

Margo Channing: "I'll admit I may have seen better days... but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail, like a salted peanut."
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Birdie: "What a story! Everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end."
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Margo Channing : "Lovely speech, Eve. But I wouldn't worry so much about your heart. You can always put that award where your heart ought to be."
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Miss Caswell: "Why do they always look like nappy rabbits?"
Addison: "Because that's what they are dear, now go...."
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Margo Channing : "You bought the new girdles a size smaller, I can feel it."
Birdie : "Something maybe grew a size larger."
Margo Channing : "When we get home you're going to get into one of those girdles and act for two and a half hours."
Birdie : "I couldn't get into the girdle in two and a half hours."

"What a story........ everything but the bloodhounds snappin' at her rear end." -- Birdie [http://margochanning.broadwayworld.com/] "The Devil Be Hittin' Me" -- Whitney

#35

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 12:41pm

Full Metal Jacket:

Pvt. Leonard Lawrence (aka Gomer Pyle) is trying to climb a wall on an obstacle course on which his drill instructor, GSgt. Hartman, played by R. Lee Ermey in one of the most brillaint pieces of casting in Hollywood history, is sitting.

GSgt Hartman: "You climb obstacles like old people ****! If God wanted your ass up here he would've miracled it up here by now!"

#36

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 2:19pm

Margo pls confirm the line w me ( cos I do a Marilyn "take" on it) I thought the line was "Why do they always look like unhappy rabbits?"
Thanks!

#37

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 2:39pm

if i were a girl id be a lesibean a lesbiean slut..i think thats how it went from the good girl

"gimme a bottle of bourbon and half a chicken and i'll conquer the world!"

#38

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 3:50pm

"I CAN'T make LOVE to a BUSH!"
Lena Lamont, Singin In the Rain

"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!" Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!

#39

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 3:54pm

The Women:

"I AM Dandy Gelatine!"

"Where I spit, nothing grows ever"

Auntie Mame:

"Well, are we all lit?"

"Books are awfully decorative"

"What do you have back there, reindeer?"

#40

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 4:32pm

From Butterflies are Free
Jill (as Mrs. Baker hands her an apple): "gee, what does this remind me of? you handing me this apple? oh yeah - Snow White - though I know you're not the Wicked Witch"
Mrs. Baker: "Yes,....and I know you're not Snow White!"

#41

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 4:40pm

"Hi! Mellow Greetings! Yookie-Dookie!" (from The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer)

...don't ask, it just never fails to make me laugh.

And hang on, when did you win the discus?

#42

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 4:48pm

"It is an EX parrot! It would be pushing up daisies if you had not nailed it's feet to the perch!!!!"

( the whole skit breaks me up EVERY time!)

#43

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 4:50pm

"bring it on"
"it's already been broughten"

From the poor sequel BRING IT ON AGAIN (ok, I confess, I never saw it, only the trailer)

#44

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 4:57pm

My teenage angst bullsh*t now has a body count.

--Winona Ryder as Veronica Sawyer in 'Heathers'

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

Updated On: 10/11/04 at 04:57 PM

#45

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 5:04pm

It takes a woman all powdered and pink to joyously clean out the drain in the sink!

--Walter Matthau as Horace Vandergelder in 'Hello Dolly'

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#46

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 5:10pm

From the movie 9 to 5:

"I say we hire a coupla wranglers to go upstairs and beat the sh*t out of him." - Dolly Parton

#47

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 5:14pm

From Gilmore Girls...

Rory is being coerced by some schoolmates who want to influence her in student government.

Rory says "what are we, French Skating judges?"

#48

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 5:36pm

NO! This is me in a nutshell... OMG im stuck in a nutshell!!!!! what kind of nut is this?!?!?!?! -Mike Myers Austin Powers (1)

Wicked Witch of the West

#49

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 5:42pm

Margo,

Forgive the paraphrase, but it's my absolute favorite line from ALL ABOUT EVE:

Margo, you were a wonderful Peter Pan. I hope you play it again soon.

"I'm so looking forward to a time when all the Reagan Democrats are dead."

#50

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Posted: 10/11/04 at 8:03pm

I just did a search on Google. You know how they usually give you some of the text after the link to give you a preview of the page, separated by (...)? Here's what I found:

"Broderick admits getting used to ... chested vixens, is now
considering getting a boob..."

"We like to snark around here. Sometimes we actually talk about theater...but we try not to let that get in our way." - dramamama611

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