Funny Tshirts

#1

Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:49pm

What is the funniest tshirt you have ever worn or seen on another person? I used to have one that said " I am a virgin but this is an old tshirt"

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#2

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:54pm

Not haha funny, but the Assassins give people quite a shock. On the front it says "Everybody's Got the Right to Their Dreams". On the back, in huge yellow letters, it says, "ASSASSINS".

#3

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 8:57pm

My friend has one of those 3 square picture shirts that says "Things I hate: When my girlfriend gets mad at me, When I get phone calls during dinner, When stupid people read my shirt."

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#4

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:03pm

I have one that reads: "If all the world's a stage, I want better lighting"

and another that says:

"I took the road less travelled and look where the hell it got me!"

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#5

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:28pm

When my grandfather went into a nursing home, my brother got him a shirt that said.....BMOC. Big Man on Campus.

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#6

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:31pm

Best one I have seen said 'BOMB SQUAD' on the front and 'If I run follow me' on the back

I know, very naughty but made me laugh anyway.

QM

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#7

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:37pm

not exactly lol funny, and some of them are rather stupid (most of them were given as gifts) but i own shirts that say:

'society for the gifted and talented-- in more than one way'

'i can only please one person a day. today is not your day. tomorrow doesnt look good either...'

one with a cow with its eye basically popping out saying 'hamburgers are made of WHAT?!?!'

hmmm ran out of time to post the rest but ill come back later...

#8

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:40pm

I'm wearing a shirt right now that says "WElcome to Loserville, Population: You."

#9

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:41pm

I have a shirt that says

"If I get smart with you, how would you know it"

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#10

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 9:45pm

My friend has one that says: genius [gen-ius] (noun) you're looking at her

#11

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 10:51pm

*looks down at chest* My shirt says "Total Airhead." And it has a hair dryer on it.

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#12

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 10:58pm

I'm totally lame, but I LOVE the Avenue Q shirt that says "Yah, they're real." I want one of those so bad!

#13

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:09pm

Delphine, why have you not told me about this shirt?

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#14

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:15pm

haha the ave q shirt is awesome-- i wouldnt wear one myself but its cute on other people I bet

#15

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:16pm

Hell, I'd wear it.

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#16

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/7/04 at 11:22pm

I saw a plain black one that had tiny white lettering that you had to look at really closely to read and it said, 'you ****ing t-shirt reader'. I also have one that looks like this:
I
S E E
D U M B
P E O P L E
(in tiny print)reading my tshirt

#17

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:08am

I have a shirt that says
ACTRESS/SINGER/DANCER/WAITRESS

sad cuz it's true.

#18

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 12:23am

Ok, first of all I'm totally getting on eof those Ave Q shirts. That really makes me laugh.

But on topic does anyone else love all the cute tshirts Andrew Danjumbo (sp?) on TLC's While You Were Out wears? I mean talk about adorable.

#19

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 2:17am

funny t-shirts useally make me want to kill people. but i have my share of ironic t-shirts. "new jersey- only the strong survive" "we'll take anyone in new jersey" "i believe in the loch ness" and a pig saying "don't eat me- i love you!" then there are the paul frank shirts that are just funny in themselves. i'm wearing a paul frank robe right now that has julius the monkey in spaceships- how cool is that?

#20

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 2:50am

When I was in college I saw this guy wearing a t-shirt that says

BEER:
Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since . . . (1358 or whatever year they picked)

#21

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 3:12am

I own...
- "...and you're telling me this because?"
- Front: "Drama: It's cool..." Back: "at least we act like it is."
- Front: "Theatre Major" Back: "We leave our drama on the stage."

We're currently deciding on a Theatre Major shirt slogan for this year. Options include:
- "In college and still acting up!"
- "Drama Major = Major Drama"
- "A little drama never hurt anybody."
- "We're thespians... Wanna watch?" (<--- Note: I attend a Women's College)

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#22

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:40am

I had a shirt that said "My pimp went to rehoboth and all I got was this shirt"

also I saw a kid last week wearing a shirt that said "I date crack whores" I almost peed myself laughing

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when you grow up surrounded by willful ignorance you have to believe mercy has its own country and that it's round and borderless ~Animal, Ani Difranco

#23

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:47am

I saw one the other day that said... "Somewhere in Texas a Village is Missing it's Idiot!"

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#24

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 4:47pm

If you want some funny (and some utterly tasteless) t shirts then check out this site:


T Shirt Hell

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Updated On: 9/8/04 at 04:47 PM

#25

re: Funny Tshirts

Posted: 9/8/04 at 5:49pm

I saw one that describes me pretty well in Virginia beach once.

Top Ten Reasons I procrastinate.
#1.

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