#26
Posted: 9/8/04 at 5:51pm
"Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good!"
#27
Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:44pm
A variation on curtainup2's: "Your Village Called. They're missing their idiot."
And: "Smile. It confuses people."
And: "Smile. It confuses people."
"A little humility wouldn't hurt."
--Ellie, Constantine-Hellblazer, "Dangerous Habits"
#28
Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:52pm
(obviously on the chest)
This is not my face. or These are not my eyes
This is not my face. or These are not my eyes
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#29
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:00pm
S
T O P
R E A D I
N G M Y T S
H I R T U I D
I O T
It was set up like those eye exams with all the letters in a sort of pyramid way.
T O P
R E A D I
N G M Y T S
H I R T U I D
I O T
It was set up like those eye exams with all the letters in a sort of pyramid way.
I have my books and my poetry to protect me...
#30
Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:06pm
Drama Club: Hot Thespian Action
I'm Hungary for Turkey
Idaho? No, you da ho.
I'm Hungary for Turkey
Idaho? No, you da ho.
Sueleen Gay: "Here you go, Bitch, now go make some fukcing lemonade." 10/28/10
#34
Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:39pm
My friend has a shirt that has George Bush and George "dubya" Bush and it says "DUMB AND DUMBER"
mwahaha
mwahaha
On a clear day I can see myself for miles ~Taboo
#35
Posted: 9/9/04 at 10:22am
I remember one I saw a DJ in a gay bar wearing in the mid 80s and it looked like this:
ABC
DEF
UCK
ABC
DEF
UCK
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#36
Posted: 9/16/04 at 3:53pm
Some of my favorites (that I own) are:
You will bow to me
As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me
(front) Would you like me to seduce you? (back) Is that what you're trying to tell me? -- from the graduate
Wash your mind out
Think my clothes off
Too busy to fcuk
Fcuk fashion
Naked underneath
I <3 (heart) Me
It's not easy being a goddess, but somebody has to do it
Yield to the Princess
I too, want a AQ shirt that says "Yeah, they're real"... I would SOOOOO wear that!!!
Christmas is coming... who loves me? 
You will bow to me
As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me
(front) Would you like me to seduce you? (back) Is that what you're trying to tell me? -- from the graduate
Wash your mind out
Think my clothes off
Too busy to fcuk
Fcuk fashion
Naked underneath
I <3 (heart) Me
It's not easy being a goddess, but somebody has to do it
Yield to the Princess
I too, want a AQ shirt that says "Yeah, they're real"... I would SOOOOO wear that!!!
Christmas is coming... who loves me?
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#37
Posted: 9/16/04 at 3:55pm
two of my favorites that I own and wear...
1. I Suck in Bed
in small print and written upside down
2. if you can read this then you must be sitting on my face
1. I Suck in Bed
in small print and written upside down
2. if you can read this then you must be sitting on my face
"Sir K, the Viscount of Uppity-shire...." -- kissmycookie
#38
Posted: 9/16/04 at 4:09pm
I was shopping today and laughed out loud when I saw a rather large woman wearing a t-shirt that said: "BOMBAY DREAMS". Who in their right mind would advertise the fact that they sat through the show?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#39
Posted: 9/16/04 at 6:39pm
i love my, "Everyone Loves an Asian Boy" shirt. its funny because its true.
its funny because its true.
"Chicago is it's own incredible theater town right there smack down in the middle of the heartland. What a great city! I can see why Oprah likes to live there!" - Dee Hoty :-D
#40
Posted: 9/16/04 at 6:57pm
I think the best ones I have are either the one that says:
"I used to be schizophrenic" and in little letters underneath says "but we're okay now"
or the one that has a no-smoking sign on the front and underneath says "there are cooler ways to die"
"I used to be schizophrenic" and in little letters underneath says "but we're okay now"
or the one that has a no-smoking sign on the front and underneath says "there are cooler ways to die"
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#41
Posted: 9/16/04 at 8:31pm
my friend has one that says;
I came on Eileen.
You have to be of a certain age to get it. So who gets it?
I came on Eileen.
You have to be of a certain age to get it. So who gets it?
Please visit Bitchy Waiter
#42
Posted: 9/17/04 at 2:21am
did he get permission from before and give credit to Dexy's Midnight Runners afterwards?
"Applause begets applause in the theatre, as laughter begets laughter and tears beget tears."
CLAYTON HAMILTON, "Theory of the Theatre"
"I think theater ought to be theatrical ... you know, shuffling the pack in different ways so that it's -- there's always some kind of ambush involved in the experience. You're being ambushed by an unexpected word, or by an elephant falling out of the cupboard, whatever it is."
TOM STOPPARD
#43
Posted: 9/17/04 at 2:41am
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."
www.thebreastcancersite.com
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
#44
Posted: 9/17/04 at 6:03am
Last December when I was in NYC, I bought a t-shirt for my best friend from the Village. It read
"Here I am ! Now, what are your other two wishes ? "
By the way, does anyone know of a good T-shirt shop in New York with a big selection of funny t-shirts ? I would really appreciate an address !
Take care
"Here I am ! Now, what are your other two wishes ? "
By the way, does anyone know of a good T-shirt shop in New York with a big selection of funny t-shirts ? I would really appreciate an address !
Take care
#45
Posted: 9/17/04 at 9:51pm
Mamie, I believe that's a Grouch Marx quote, he's the greatest!
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#46
Posted: 9/17/04 at 10:20pm
HAHAHAHAHA shermanslave! LMAO That's great!
"You're every gay man's wet dream!" ~ MA
If in Heaven you don't excel, you can always party down in hell...
#47
Posted: 9/17/04 at 10:54pm
Mamie, that was awesome. Better than sex, if you ask me.
#48
Posted: 9/17/04 at 11:01pm
I didn't know it was Groucho - but I do believe it! He's just hysterical.
www.thebreastcancersite.com
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
A click for life.
mamie4 5/14/03
#49
Posted: 9/17/04 at 11:52pm
We had to do an artist project assignment last year, and my and my friend did the Marx Brothers. We dressed up like Harpo and Groucho and told part of it in first person, and we opeend with one liners. It was a lot of fun.
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#50
Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:00am
HAha Shermanslave--it's funny cause some of the young'ns won't get it.
Umm I have so many:
There's one that looks like there's a note taped to the shirt that says:
"I have just kidnapped myself. Give me $100,000 or you'll never see me again."
and
"Give me a dollar and I'll go away."
I don't own that one but I think I'll buy it and see how much money I make :)
Umm I have so many:
There's one that looks like there's a note taped to the shirt that says:
"I have just kidnapped myself. Give me $100,000 or you'll never see me again."
and
"Give me a dollar and I'll go away."
I don't own that one but I think I'll buy it and see how much money I make :)
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