Funny Tshirts- Page 2

[morosco]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 5:51pm

"Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's still pretty good!"

[N0tThatGirl213]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:44pm

A variation on curtainup2's: "Your Village Called. They're missing their idiot."

And: "Smile. It confuses people."

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 8:52pm

(obviously on the chest)
This is not my face. or These are not my eyes

[BroadwayDiva]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:00pm

S
T O P
R E A D I
N G M Y T S
H I R T U I D
I O T

It was set up like those eye exams with all the letters in a sort of pyramid way.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:06pm

Drama Club: Hot Thespian Action

I'm Hungary for Turkey

Idaho? No, you da ho.

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 9:18pm

ROCK IS DEAD
long live paper and scissors

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:11pm

"I have no Idea what's going on."

[insomniak]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 10:54pm

You are so off my buddy list.

[SammyGal]

Posted: 9/8/04 at 11:39pm

My friend has a shirt that has George Bush and George "dubya" Bush and it says "DUMB AND DUMBER"

mwahaha

[redhotinnyc2]

Posted: 9/9/04 at 10:22am

I remember one I saw a DJ in a gay bar wearing in the mid 80s and it looked like this:

ABC
DEF
UCK

[CJR]

Posted: 9/16/04 at 3:53pm

Some of my favorites (that I own) are:

You will bow to me

As a matter of fact the world DOES revolve around me

(front) Would you like me to seduce you? (back) Is that what you're trying to tell me? -- from the graduate

Wash your mind out

Think my clothes off

Too busy to fcuk

Fcuk fashion

Naked underneath

I <3 (heart) Me

It's not easy being a goddess, but somebody has to do it

Yield to the Princess


I too, want a AQ shirt that says "Yeah, they're real"... I would SOOOOO wear that!!! Christmas is coming... who loves me?

[KMF_NYC]

Posted: 9/16/04 at 3:55pm

two of my favorites that I own and wear...

1. I Suck in Bed

in small print and written upside down

2. if you can read this then you must be sitting on my face

[Dollypop]

Posted: 9/16/04 at 4:09pm

I was shopping today and laughed out loud when I saw a rather large woman wearing a t-shirt that said: "BOMBAY DREAMS". Who in their right mind would advertise the fact that they sat through the show?

[chinkie azn jai]

Posted: 9/16/04 at 6:39pm

i love my, "Everyone Loves an Asian Boy" shirt. its funny because its true.

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 9/16/04 at 6:57pm

I think the best ones I have are either the one that says:

"I used to be schizophrenic" and in little letters underneath says "but we're okay now"

or the one that has a no-smoking sign on the front and underneath says "there are cooler ways to die"

[shermanslave]

Posted: 9/16/04 at 8:31pm

my friend has one that says;

I came on Eileen.

You have to be of a certain age to get it. So who gets it?

[Guido Contini]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 2:21am

did he get permission from before and give credit to Dexy's Midnight Runners afterwards?

[Mamie]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 2:41am

"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana."

[Greekmusicalfan]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 6:03am

Last December when I was in NYC, I bought a t-shirt for my best friend from the Village. It read
"Here I am ! Now, what are your other two wishes ? "

By the way, does anyone know of a good T-shirt shop in New York with a big selection of funny t-shirts ? I would really appreciate an address !

Take care

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 9:51pm

Mamie, I believe that's a Grouch Marx quote, he's the greatest!

[CJR]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 10:20pm

HAHAHAHAHA shermanslave! LMAO That's great!

[zoran912]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 10:54pm

Mamie, that was awesome. Better than sex, if you ask me.

[Mamie]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 11:01pm

I didn't know it was Groucho - but I do believe it! He's just hysterical.

[CurtainUp]

Posted: 9/17/04 at 11:52pm

We had to do an artist project assignment last year, and my and my friend did the Marx Brothers. We dressed up like Harpo and Groucho and told part of it in first person, and we opeend with one liners. It was a lot of fun.

[Ebonic_Singer]

Posted: 9/18/04 at 3:00am

HAha Shermanslave--it's funny cause some of the young'ns won't get it.

Umm I have so many:
There's one that looks like there's a note taped to the shirt that says:
"I have just kidnapped myself. Give me $100,000 or you'll never see me again."

and

"Give me a dollar and I'll go away."
I don't own that one but I think I'll buy it and see how much money I make :)