HAha Shermanslave--it's funny cause some of the young'ns won't get it.
Umm I have so many: There's one that looks like there's a note taped to the shirt that says: "I have just kidnapped myself. Give me $100,000 or you'll never see me again."
and
"Give me a dollar and I'll go away." I don't own that one but I think I'll buy it and see how much money I make :)