*GOLDEN GIRLS* Favorite Line Thread- Page 3

[Becky2]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 11:55am

Blanche: What's the point of wearing this if I don't have anything to put in it?
Sophia: I say that to myself every morning when I put on my bra.

[MTVMANN]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 12:13pm

My season 4 Golden Girls Shipped Yesterday!

I LOVE these line!

"I Lost Butter Queen!"

Rose, practicing for The Sound of Music, "The Nazis are coming, The Nazis are coming!" Sophie running in"Okay, everybody grab a gun and go to the basement!"

Then another scene from the same episode and Blanche in her nun outfit makes a comment about God in front of Dororthy's Uncle the Priest, the she has to cover for herself!

[StageManager2]

Posted: 2/14/06 at 6:11pm

During an episode when Rose, Blanche, and Dorothy are sick with the flu and Dorothy won't let Blanche watch her soap opera.

BLANCHE: (to Dorothy) You are undoubtedly the meanest sick person I have ever met! Not to mention the most unattractive!

In another episode, Blanche is coaching Stevie, a pro baseball player.

SOPHIA: Wait a minute, haven't I seen this movie. A woman teaches a man to play baseball and then he runs off to live with the Indians. What was it called? DANCES WITH BULLS?

Later on, Stevie gets an offer to play in Japan and ends his romance with Blanche.

DOROTHY: Stevie's leaving you for another woman?

BLANCHE: Oh, don't be ridiculous! He's leaving me for Tokyo.

ROSEwalking in) What's wrong?

DOROTHY: Stevie's leaving Blanche for Tokyo, Rose.

ROSE: Oh, I can understand that. She is a big radio personality.

Still, in another episode:

MAN: I received a call from a Lois Nylund.

ROSE: That's Rose Nylund. Rose -- as in a series of seats in a movie theater.

MAN: Or the flower.

ROSE: Well, yeah, that too!

[Kitzarina]

Posted: 2/16/06 at 2:32pm

Dorothy: Rose you put an extra "Miami is nice!"
Rose: Oh, I know but it hurts the lyrics if you dont put it in.
Dorothy: But Rose, the lyrics dont make any since we sing, "Miami is nice so I'll say it twice."
Rose: Oh, I see well why dont we say this: "Miami is nice so I'll say it thrice!"
Dorothy: Thrice, Thrice, Rose who the HELL says thrice?!
Rose: It's a word!
Dorothy: So is intrauteran, it does not belong in a song!
Rose (singing): MIAMI YOU'RE CUTER THAN AN INTRAUTERAN!

Updated On: 2/16/06 at 02:32 PM

[boxers7]

Posted: 2/16/06 at 2:43pm

Blanche: Good going, Rose. You got her to do exactly what we didn't want her to.
Rose: I guess that's why they took me off the Suicide Hotline at work.