Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
Please, Jerby - don't say that....I'm going to be spending my married life trying to piece together Poppy's broken heart. There'll be no consoling him now he knows it wasn't theft after all.
And, Poppy - there's nothing camp about Rufus :)
Well, Cleopatra is just going to have to get a grip. Build a bridge. Kill the baby. Cuz, the boy is MINE.
Cleopatra? More like Medea. That douchebag bway should be grateful we didn't adopt any kids. Or that I am not near enough to exact revenge using the Elphapug.
if you TOUCH my stepson, you better hope that deus ex machina whisks your *** to safety, because I will hunt you down and cut you from your ***hole to your appetite!
The only version of Medea I saw didn't have that ending, I'd just be flicking water at you. Or Bway.
ANYWAY, we're wildly, crazily off topic here.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
C'mon now girls...this isn't helping. Poppy, sometimes bad things happen to good people. You go through the pain, you pick up the threads of your life and move on. You're in a very dark place right now...heck, you're even talking of revenge on the pooch. Leave him out of it - he's done nothing to you. Are there no lengths you won't go to? Singer, might I suggest in the meantime you hire a taster for Elphapug's food.
This just shows that gay marriages are just as dramatic as straight ones!
(And SCENE!)
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
Hmmmmm...I'm getting bad vibes already. Is it too late to call it all off Poppy? You haven't shelled out for a dress yet have you?
Wow. What did I do to deserve such fighting?
I mean, besides being gorgeous, talented and worth every little scratch and barbed word.
he did not just say "a**hole to appetite".
That's some funny sh!te.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/12/04
This is getting too crazy now, Singer. Poppy has gotten a Glenn Close bubble perm and bought himself a stewpot. Please get someone to check on the pooch!
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