God Hates Lady Gaga

#1

God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:30pm

I'm not necessarily a fan myself, but I may have to become one if only to piss off "Rev." Fred Phelps. See below.
She Hath A Whore's Forehead---

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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#2

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:32pm

That's hilarious.

Oh look. I actually liked a Roscoe post. Hell must be experiencing some of these winter storms.

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#3

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:36pm

Try to keep some perspective and balance, jrby. Rev. Fred Phelps has such a lot on his plate.

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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#4

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:37pm

That's really interesting that this Fred Phelps man can lurk into the mind of God and determine who he dislikes. I wish I could do that myself.

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-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

#5

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:39pm

I'm starting to think your comments are some attempt at performance art, Ros.

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#6

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:40pm

'Whore's Forehead' is the Dlisted phrase of the day!

It's good. But it's no match for either 'Whore Pit Viper' or 'Prostitution Whore' as the best use of 'Whore' in 2009.

#7

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:41pm

No one would ever say that about yours, jrb.

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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#8

re: God Hates Lady Gaga

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:42pm

oh snap.

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#9

Roscoe hates jrb_actor

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:46pm

...based on his complain that Jerby is in no position to lecture anyone on the importance of perspective and balance after verbally abusing him with the horrible slang "stFu".

(I support Jerby).

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"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

Updated On: 12/23/09 at 04:46 PM

#10

Roscoe hates jrb_actor

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:49pm

Support who you like, AllThatJazz. God bless you and jrby.

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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#11

Roscoe hates jrb_actor

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:50pm

K, thanks.

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"There's nothing good on. The media hates Christmas. The media loves vampires, though. Maybe they will show a Twilight Christmas."
-Danmeg's 10 year old son.

#12

Roscoe hates jrb_actor

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:50pm

I do have a whore's forehead.

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#13

Roscoe hates jrb_actor

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:52pm

I'm sure it'll be Lady Gaga's best performance.

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#14

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 4:55pm

I'm hoping there'll be great local news coverage on youtube.

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"If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about the answers." Thomas Pynchon, GRAVITY'S RAINBOW "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." Philip K. Dick My blog: http://www.roscoewrites.blogspot.com/

#15

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 5:05pm

Team Roscoe. No offense, Jerbs.

#16

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 5:10pm

Oh honey, I couldn't hardly give a ****.

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#17

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 5:13pm

Triple LOLZ

#18

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 5:25pm

Her sales will increase.

#19

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 5:44pm

I'm not choosing a team. I love 'em both.

Roscoe is definitely an acquired taste though*.

*(insert oral sex joke here)

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#20

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 7:40pm

I think everyone should pick his or her nemesis, and then everyone has to choose sides.

This could get us through those post-holiday doldrums.

#21

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 8:19pm

What exactly does a Whore's Forehead look like? What makes it any different then a pious woman's forehead?
Is it perhaps red and chaffed from rubbing up against the short and curlies?

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#22

Roscoe Does His Best To Love Everyone -- It Ain't Always Easy

Posted: 12/23/09 at 8:46pm

I hate Lady Gaga, therefore I am God. Right?

#23

roscoe is a drity whore who don't wash his cooter and jerby eats corn of it

Posted: 12/23/09 at 9:12pm

i'm for team america and we demand a duel. this board ain't big enough for the two of you!

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#24

roscoe is a drity whore who don't wash his cooter and jerby eats corn of it

Posted: 12/24/09 at 12:23am

Is one of them a vampire and one of them a werewolf?

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#25

roscoe is a drity whore who don't wash his cooter and jerby eats corn of it

Posted: 12/24/09 at 8:16am

"What exactly does a Whore's Forehead look like?"

See: Palin, Sarah. Why do you think she has the bangs?

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"It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson

Updated On: 12/24/09 at 08:16 AM