God decides to cancel the rain, Stewart
God decides to cancel the rain, Stewart
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#1God decides to cancel the rain, Stewart
Posted: 8/12/08 at 12:44pm
Focus on the Family producer Stewart Shepard asks the group's followers to pray for rain at Invesco Mile High stadium during Obama's Democratic National Convention speech. "We're not asking for hail the size of canned Hams or for lightening to set the bunting on fire...just rain so hard that TV cameras can't see the podium..."
Pray for Rain YouTube video
Updated On: 8/28/08 at 12:44 PM
#2re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 12:47pmIf God sent Katrina to stop Southern Decadence, don't you think he'd already be on putting together a little sprinkle to stop the antichrist from speaking?
#2re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 12:57pm
Don't worry. I just called Piper, Phoebe and Paige. With the power of three on our side, they don't stand a chance!
joe5
Broadway Star Joined: 5/17/06
#3re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 1:02pmAnd the state of Massachusetts is still here. After we passsed the Gay marriage bill.
mejusthavingfun
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/12/06
#4re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 1:04pm
I love that it's Christian to pray for misfortune of others. This in lieu of droughts that have been plaguing us. Seems to me they should be praying for rain on election day.
Namaste
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
#5re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 2:22pm
I'm sure Obama would build an ark and allow his followers on two-by-two.
Though I don't like Obama, I find comfort in the fact that folks like FOF are taking such desperate measures; that means they're scared sh*tless.
Namaste
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
#6re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 2:23pmThen again, they always take desperate measures because they're brain-washed losers.
#7re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 2:27pm
God HAS sent rain of Biblical proportions. There's some effin' HUGE puddles in my courtyard this evening as testament to what He put us through this afternoon.
#8re: IF God Decides to send Rain of Biblical proportions...
Posted: 8/12/08 at 3:05pmI guess last Friday was the dress rehearsal. (Denver was hit by a huge storm that even disrupted the satellite feeds during the opening ceremonies of the Olympics.)
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. - Randy Pausch
#9god will smite the bambots with great vengeance anf furious anger
Posted: 8/12/08 at 3:06pm
could be worse. they could have issued a fatwa declaring that it was the duty of their followers to kill by beheading anyone who attended the event, was planning to attend the event, thought kindly of the event or who failed to behead anyone they knew who did any or all of the above.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#10god will smite the bambots with great vengeance anf furious anger
Posted: 8/12/08 at 3:13pmDammit, papa, you totally blew John Hagee's surprise sermon this coming Sunday!
#11god will smite the bambots with great vengeance anf furious anger
Posted: 8/12/08 at 3:17pmThe Lord already visited Andy Dick upon us. How much worse a punishment is there?
#12god will smite the bambots with great vengeance and furious anger
Posted: 8/12/08 at 3:21pmgeez, you know it's a bad day when taz is complaining about god giving him a dick.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#13god will smite the bambots with great vengeance and furious anger
Posted: 8/12/08 at 3:36pmHaha!
#14god will smite the bambots with great vengeance and furious anger
Posted: 8/13/08 at 12:02amAnd when Obama walks across the water to stand at the podium in front of all those people won't this guy's face be red!
Namaste
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/24/08
#15god will smite the bambots with great vengeance and furious anger
Posted: 8/13/08 at 12:30amHaha!
#16god will smite the bambots with great vengeance and furious anger
Posted: 8/13/08 at 1:08am
DayDreamer, we were not happy with that storm and the interruption of the opening ceremonies. However, they did re-run them without the interruption at 1:30am on Saturday.
Also, Focus on the Family issued a statement here today that was somewhat of an apology for Shepards call for a prayer for rain during the speech. I hope it doesn't because I am supposed to attend. It is possible that it could rain. We usually get these late afternoon/evening storms in May & June. Things seem to be switching as we have been getting them for the past week and still have a few in the forcast.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#17Clear and 72 degrees....
Posted: 8/28/08 at 4:52pm
This just in: God has officially endorsed Barack Obama for President. "The way I figure" Yahweh (A/K/A "King of Kings") remarked today "The Republicans have had their shot. I think this young colored fella has some good ideas."
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Updated On: 8/28/08 at 04:52 PM
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#18Clear and 72 degrees....
Posted: 8/29/08 at 12:46am
And the word is the Republicans are considering postponing their convention if Hugo hits the US.
We'll all have to ask Stewart Shephard what his god is saying if THAT happens.
#19Clear and 72 degrees....
Posted: 8/29/08 at 1:06amNow Hugo that is a name that can **** you up, much more so than Katrina. Katrina sounds like the name of an idiot from The Hills.
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