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#351

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:25pm

I think the talent category should have a stipulation of being related to theatre or musical theatre. But what I look most forward to is the interview quotient.

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Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys. "I guarantee that we'll have tough times. I guarantee that at some point one or both of us will want to get out. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life..."

#352

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:26pm

*puts 'this is the moment' sheet music aside*

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In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

#353

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:28pm

*gets flaming batons out from under the bed*

#354

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:28pm

Germany, we could do Miss Universe, if you want...but there is no talent in that one.

I think talent must be something other than the performing arts...luggage packing, toll painting, etc.

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#355

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:29pm

*gets out sheet music to Meadowlark*

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#356

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:29pm

SOMMS, we know the batons are in the backyard from this morning's routine to St. Louis Blues...

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:30pm

Can we have a reprise of the Ms. World pageant and and crown the first runner up so we can then take it away!

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#358

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:31pm

I'll get started on my "chain" gown like Miss Puerto Rico's. I have a huge closet full of chains.

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:33pm

oh, hell no! I will cut a bitch for the right to sing "Meadowlark" in the competition.

Unless we're not doing musical theatre. Then I'm doing "I Have Nothing."

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:33pm

YES DD... I can participate in Mrs. World. Again, there is no talent.

And a sad child with fake wings will descend from the rafters to bestow the crown on the winner...oops, I mean...the loser.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:37pm

Maybe the talent category should be restricted to only singing "Meadowlark"...

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In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:41pm

I will tap dance to music from Aida that is SO LOUD that no taps can be heard.

I've always been good at "faking it."

If everyone sings Meadowlark, I will be the first finalist that spontaneously combusts onstage.

Only Patti should be allowed to sing that song anymore.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:43pm

*exasperated sigh* FINE, you can have Meadowlark...but ONLY because A: I'm nice and B: I SUPPOSE there may be ONE OR TWO people out there who *might* think you have a slightly better voice than me, so you can take it.

I'll just have to settle for "And I'm Telling You..."

:-P

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:45pm

Like doodle said, and I don't paraphrase, Again, there is no talent.

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:47pm

heh...there is no talent!
Isnt that true of every pageant?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

#366

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:48pm

Honey, this group is nothing BUT talent!

You SERIOUSLY don't think I get through life on my looks alone, do you? *grin* (Obviously not, as I don't live in a cardboard box.)

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:51pm

This thread is OOZING with talent...

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:51pm

Oh, I meant that we, as a group, are far too talented to have it as a catetory...the term pageant indicates that there is no talent.

Now, the definition of talent...that is another matter. Therefore, keeping it out of the performing arts may make it more interesting.

And exotic dancing IS a performing art...ask Mazeppa.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:53pm

**runs in**

sorry i'm late.

i have a pair of shoes that make me 4'11".

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#370

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:53pm

how is mom?

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:54pm

Then I shall twirl my flaming batons to Meadowlark. The height I achieve during "fly away" brings them to their feet!

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:55pm

Even I would pay to see that.

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Suzanne: I never use catalogs. I'd rather go in the store and see all the salespeople groveling and sucking up to you. Julia: Pardon me, I never knew they were so solicitous at the K-Mart.

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:56pm

Pay? Kill!

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#374

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:56pm

I believe that my talent will be tying a sailor's knot in a cherry stem.

maraschino, of course.

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"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."

"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS

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Posted: 7/27/06 at 2:58pm

How about your fellow contestants?

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In the real world the only people who burst into song are the hopelessly deranged...