#1 Great Balls of Fire Posted: 3/30/12 at 2:07pm Jerry Lee Lewis marries his cousin's ex-wife.Link If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.
#2 Great Balls of Fire Posted: 3/30/12 at 2:20pm Well, that's better than marrying his cousin. "It does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are 20 gods or no god. It neither picks my pocket, nor breaks my leg." -- Thomas Jefferson
#3 Great Balls of Fire Posted: 3/30/12 at 2:39pm And his cousin is probably the only person left in the willing-to-marry-Jerry-Lee-Lewis pool. "What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#4 Great Balls of Fire Posted: 3/30/12 at 5:43pm He really likes keeping it all in the family doesn't he?