Don't worry, Cookie, Elphapug took a page from idina's book and knows how to run off with people's Sharpies in his mouth. And I meant Sharpie the pen, not Shar-pei the dog.
And chasing his own tail on occasion. I wish I had a hidden camera to put in my bedroom to see just what he does during the day. When I come home, of course, he pretends to be all meek and calm but I just know he's up to hijinks.
Well, RobbO, don't judge too hard. He's a chinese-heritage Louisiana-born pug living in New York. Around a heavily latino community. Cut him some slack.