Corn? The Elphapug didn't have corn.
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
That's not what the poop I stepped in last night said.
Wow. Were you at my place and I missed you?
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
No. He was here.
Elphapug and I have been having an illicit love affair on and off for three months now. It's a shame it had to come out like this, but better now than later when Elphie is fed up with his life of showtunes and Alpo.
oh, please, like I'd feed that diva Alpo.
But congrats on your affair. Everyone wants him so that he chose you is high praise.
*crushed*
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
I feel special. Except when his pink thing comes out. Then, I just feel dirty.
*covers eyes*
That's one pink thing that Addy ain't touchin!
I'll have you know the Elphapug is pure and chaste.
And neutered.
I had a male fox terrier before Miss Holly and his "lipstick" would come out at the oddest moments, like when there was food around.
like father, like son eh, joey?
Well, frankly, I don't want to get into a discussion and have poor Elphapug's thread deleted but there are MANY reasons besides arousal that causes that in a doggie.
So, how about this weather?
It's nas-tay! The poor little Elphapug. Normally, he's begging at the door to go out. This morning, I had to force his harness collar on, he avoided the leash and wouldn't even run with me this morning (normally, I can get him to run off some excess energy by hauling it down the street). He just resisted and tried to sit on the steps of the building.
Poor little fella.
Do you know the first song to come up on my iPod when I hit shuffle this morning? Rainy Days and Mondays. Seriously. The weather's even depressing my accessories.
my first shuffle song was "pour some sugar on me"
if you could see me now you would realize just how ironic that is.
I'm picturing you in a big cereal bowl, RobbO...
Later, Julie Andrews started singing "On a Clear Day" to me. So -- there's hope.
Do I have the gayest iPod ever?
Kind of like those big champagne glass tubs they have in the Poconos?
So, there will be no Children of the Corn?
later my ipod started singing "shock the monkey" to me.
again, ironic.
I'm listening to Rent.
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