Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
#376re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 7:36am
Corn? The Elphapug didn't have corn.
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#377re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:18amThat's not what the poop I stepped in last night said.
#378re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:23am
Wow. Were you at my place and I missed you?
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#379re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:29am
No. He was here.
Elphapug and I have been having an illicit love affair on and off for three months now. It's a shame it had to come out like this, but better now than later when Elphie is fed up with his life of showtunes and Alpo.
#380re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:30am
oh, please, like I'd feed that diva Alpo.
But congrats on your affair. Everyone wants him so that he chose you is high praise.
#381re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:36am*crushed*
touchmeinthemorning
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/3/04
#382re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:37amI feel special. Except when his pink thing comes out. Then, I just feel dirty.
#383re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:40am*covers eyes*
#384re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:51am
That's one pink thing that Addy ain't touchin!
#385re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:51am
I'll have you know the Elphapug is pure and chaste.
And neutered.
#386re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:59amI had a male fox terrier before Miss Holly and his "lipstick" would come out at the oddest moments, like when there was food around.
#387re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:00amlike father, like son eh, joey?
PED
#388re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:00am
Well, frankly, I don't want to get into a discussion and have poor Elphapug's thread deleted but there are MANY reasons besides arousal that causes that in a doggie.
#389re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:22am
So, how about this weather?
#390re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:29am
It's nas-tay! The poor little Elphapug. Normally, he's begging at the door to go out. This morning, I had to force his harness collar on, he avoided the leash and wouldn't even run with me this morning (normally, I can get him to run off some excess energy by hauling it down the street). He just resisted and tried to sit on the steps of the building.
Poor little fella.
#391re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:45amDo you know the first song to come up on my iPod when I hit shuffle this morning? Rainy Days and Mondays. Seriously. The weather's even depressing my accessories.
#392re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:47am
my first shuffle song was "pour some sugar on me"
if you could see me now you would realize just how ironic that is.
PED
#393re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:52amI'm picturing you in a big cereal bowl, RobbO...
#395re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:54am
Later, Julie Andrews started singing "On a Clear Day" to me. So -- there's hope.
Do I have the gayest iPod ever?
#396re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:54amKind of like those big champagne glass tubs they have in the Poconos?
#397re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:56amSo, there will be no Children of the Corn?
#398re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:57am
later my ipod started singing "shock the monkey" to me.
again, ironic.
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#399re: Guess bwaysinger's dog's name
Posted: 4/24/06 at 10:00amI'm listening to Rent.
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