Guess bwaysinger's dog's name — Page 16
#377
Posted: 4/24/06 at 7:36am
Corn? The Elphapug didn't have corn.
#378
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:18am
That's not what the poop I stepped in last night said.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
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#379
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:23am
Wow. Were you at my place and I missed you?
#380
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:29am
No. He was here.
Elphapug and I have been having an illicit love affair on and off for three months now. It's a shame it had to come out like this, but better now than later when Elphie is fed up with his life of showtunes and Alpo.
Elphapug and I have been having an illicit love affair on and off for three months now. It's a shame it had to come out like this, but better now than later when Elphie is fed up with his life of showtunes and Alpo.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#381
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:30am
oh, please, like I'd feed that diva Alpo. 
But congrats on your affair. Everyone wants him so that he chose you is high praise.
But congrats on your affair. Everyone wants him so that he chose you is high praise.
#382
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:36am
*crushed*
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#383
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:37am
I feel special. Except when his pink thing comes out. Then, I just feel dirty.
"Fundamentalism means never having to say 'I'm wrong.'"
-- unknown
#384
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:40am
*covers eyes*
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#385
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:51am
That's one pink thing that Addy ain't touchin! 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#386
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:51am
I'll have you know the Elphapug is pure and chaste.
And neutered.
And neutered.
#387
Posted: 4/24/06 at 8:59am
I had a male fox terrier before Miss Holly and his "lipstick" would come out at the oddest moments, like when there was food around.
#388
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:00am
like father, like son eh, joey?
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#389
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:00am
Well, frankly, I don't want to get into a discussion and have poor Elphapug's thread deleted but there are MANY reasons besides arousal that causes that in a doggie.
#390
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:22am
So, how about this weather? 
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#391
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:29am
It's nas-tay! The poor little Elphapug. Normally, he's begging at the door to go out. This morning, I had to force his harness collar on, he avoided the leash and wouldn't even run with me this morning (normally, I can get him to run off some excess energy by hauling it down the street). He just resisted and tried to sit on the steps of the building.
Poor little fella.
Poor little fella.
#392
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:45am
Do you know the first song to come up on my iPod when I hit shuffle this morning? Rainy Days and Mondays. Seriously. The weather's even depressing my accessories.
#393
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:47am
my first shuffle song was "pour some sugar on me"
if you could see me now you would realize just how ironic that is.
if you could see me now you would realize just how ironic that is.
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#394
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:52am
I'm picturing you in a big cereal bowl, RobbO...
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#396
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:54am
Later, Julie Andrews started singing "On a Clear Day" to me. So -- there's hope.
Do I have the gayest iPod ever?
Do I have the gayest iPod ever?
#397
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:54am
Kind of like those big champagne glass tubs they have in the Poconos?
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
#398
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:56am
So, there will be no Children of the Corn?
#399
Posted: 4/24/06 at 9:57am
later my ipod started singing "shock the monkey" to me.
again, ironic.
again, ironic.
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#400
Posted: 4/24/06 at 10:00am
I'm listening to Rent.
"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."
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